[轉錄]不知道這裡有沒有人看火鳳?
※ [本文轉錄自 Chan_Mou 看板]
作者: jazzycat (做一個有顏色的夢) 看板: Chan_Mou
標題: [亂搞] 周瑜未來的可能性
時間: Wed Apr 27 17:37:02 2005
(為什麼周瑜總是戴著面罩呢?)
瑜: 我希望在我年老以前,以美麗的模樣死去。
而在死前,我要創造傳說。
以我為主角的偉大傳說!江東將是這個傳說的第一步!
而這個時代所有的人物都將是這傳說的角色之一!
我是擁有千百種計謀的,八奇之最,江東總都督美周郎周瑜!
在訴說我的傳說之前,千萬不要忘記加上「美」這個字。
策: 既然你這麼愛美,又何必戴上面罩呢?
瑜: 美麗的傳說,最不需要的是未經修飾的臉。
人們對神秘的事物總是會抱有崇敬,不是嗎?
百年以後,大家就會這麼傳頌著:
「最美、最強的軍師周瑜也許是長這樣,不,應該是那樣吧!」
一想到這裡,我就興奮起來了!
策: ......
我怎麼會找你當我的義弟?
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對不起,七年級以後的版友可能會看不懂...
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