Re: [討論] 碰過最小氣的人是怎樣的?消失
以下是我某位親戚的小氣實績,完全真人真事:
1. 吃晚餐時會仔細打量魚排的橫斷面,
如果骨頭的比例大了一點,就會罵老婆笨,挑到肉太少的魚排;
老婆在廚房削蘋果,把削下來的果皮撿起來一片一片看,
然後罵她削的太厚很浪費,過沒多久換了一把幾乎削不動的削皮刀
2. 某天發現家人會打電話聊天,就自己另外牽了一支電話,
再跟其他人說要講電話的自己出錢
3. 為了工作上的訂單,買了「一盒蛋捲」去拜訪以前的客戶,
最後客戶表明幫不上忙,就氣得把蛋捲帶走了
4. 退休後給老婆的家用愈給愈少,最後直接不給,三餐都自己煮,
但又捨不得花錢買好食材,幾乎都吃白麵淋麻油或麥片,
其他家人看不下去,買便當給他吃,
結果他說他吃不慣便當,直接把便當錢給他就好
5. 生病住院時叫老婆打給所有親戚朋友,要他們來探病,
然後把哪個人有包紅包、哪個人只帶吃的、哪個人空手來通通記在筆記本上,
紅包錢自己收走,吃的就當場吃掉,
如果太多吃不完再「賣給」老婆
6. 子女每個月給四萬元的孝親費,還嫌不夠,
跑去申請低收入補助和敬老津貼,但財力資格不符,
認為兒女應該代替政府補貼他,於是把金額算一算,
加在每個月的孝親費上再向子女伸手要錢
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