[問題] 女孩們上完廁所沒衛生紙時該怎麼辦呢?消失
有一次我在學校拉屎的時候衛生紙剛好用完
我身上又沒帶 整個就相當悲慘 甚至讓我想自我了斷
突然我靈機一動 想起來我有手機!可以找朋友求救!
就開心的把手機掏出來
但悲慘的是我人緣不佳 手機的電話簿一個人也沒有 顯示no data的說
唯一的通訊紀錄只有麥當勞歡樂送
只好打電話給麥當勞
我:喂
麥:麥當勞歡樂送您好,請問想要什麼餐點呢?
我:呃.....(失神望著滿載著屎的便池)....有咖哩豬排堡嗎?
麥:現在已經停售囉,要來一客法式芥末香鷄堡套餐嗎?
我:呃.那是啥.....好啊......我還要花5塊把裝薯條的盒子加大....(blablabla)
結果居然點了歡樂送 我到底在想什麼啊 這樣根本沒解決問題啊
最後只好用手機擦了 只是沒想到觸感蠻好的
遇到死角還可以用手機的稜角去嘟
不嘟還好 一嘟下去爽感UP到不行
害我後來拉屎就故意不帶衛生紙只帶手機了
女孩們如果拉完屎沒衛生紙 會用什麼聰明的方法解決呢?
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你可以示範一下
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妳按成推了 煩請補噓 謝謝
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認真問問題也不行 我被80der好慘
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