[揭弊] 爵士恥 猶未雪 娘砲恨 何時滅

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Please! No Bull (or Heat) winning the NBA title 拜託冠軍不要讓么午或熱火拿到! By Randy Hollis, Deseret News Well, who in the heck do we want to win this year's NBA championship now? Or, maybe the real question is, who do we least want to take the title this year? In the Eastern Conference, it has come down to the Chicago Bulls and the Miami Heat, who will begin their best-of-seven showdown today. And how in the world are we gonna root for either one of those teams? 誰都知道在東區的么午跟熱火總有一隊會出線進入總冠軍賽 但是, 我們怎麼可能會為任何其中一隊加油呢? I mean, in Chicago, you've got the much-maligned Carlos Boozer, a former Jazzman who is a superb scorer and rebounder — when he's healthy and motivated, that is — but didn't deliver too much postseason success during his injury plagued six-year stint in Utah. 么午有舊將壞娘砲, 一個得分與籃板好手─我是說, 當他健康且有態度的時候 別忘了這六年來他給爵士季後賽的幫助乏善可陳 But now, thanks primarily to his MVP teammate Derrick Rose, Boozer and the Bulls — whose lineup also includes two other former Jazzmen and solid role players who we actually like and respect, Kyle Korver and Ronnie Brewer — are on the verge of reaching the NBA Finals for the first time since 1998, when Mxxxxxl Jxxxxn & Co. spoiled Utah's best-ever chance at an NBA championship. 但是呢, 現在他在MVP隊友的加持, 以及另外兩個舊將的幫助下, 所屬的么午正 準備自1998年以來第一次前進總冠軍賽呢─那年剛好是**** And really, after all the frustration that Boozer put the Jazz and their fans through, how can we possibly pull for him to win a title now? 好啦, 看看這些新仇舊恨, 我們怎麼能夠甘心看到他拿冠軍呢? OK, come on now, get serious. Let's don't carry this whole forgiveness thing too far. Standing in the Bulls' way are the Heat — or "Hate" as some resentful folks have referred to them over the last few months. After all, superstar LeBron James, realizing he couldn't and probably wouldn't ever get it done in Cleveland, bolted last summer and famously took his talents to South Beach, where he joined forces with longtime Miami go-to man Dwyane Wade and fellow free agent Chris Bosh. The trio of All-Star performers joined forces in a bid to build what they hoped would be an unbeatable superteam which, in James' bold, boastful words, would win "not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, not six, not seven ..." but perhaps even more championships in that disgusting pep rally they staged in Miami last year. If you watched any of that disgraceful display, you certainly hoped that LeBron and "Miami Thrice" would fall flat on their collective faces this season. Unfortunately, that didn't happen. So now, after LeBron bailed on his hometown team and essentially admitted that he needed the help of another superstar like Wade to win a title — some columnists even went so far as to call James a coward — can we wish him the ultimate success now? Nope, sorry, can't do it. 場景移到南方海灘. 看看那個懦夫皇后吧, 跑去邁阿密組了個三巨頭, 全世界都準備著看他們跌股 真遺憾, 那並沒發生. 不過我們也同樣不能祝福那個叛徒皇后拿到冠軍 Which brings us to the Western Conference. The Dallas Mavericks have never won a championship, and they've only been to the NBA Finals once before. Their star forward, "Dirty" Dirk Nowitzki, might be following in the unfortunate footsteps of another former Jazzman, Karl Malone, as one of the game's all-time greats who never won a title. Mavs' billionaire owner Mark Cuban, who the TV cameras love (even if none of us in Utah do), makes it sort tough to pull for Dallas. The other two remaining teams, Oklahoma City and Memphis, are a couple of up-and-coming franchises who've never won anything, either, although the Thunder did win an NBA championship way back when as the Seattle SuperSonics before relocating to OKC a few years back. 回來看看西區吧, 小牛隊從沒贏過冠軍, 而"骯髒的"諾威司機現下與馬龍一樣, 都是那些偉大卻沒有戒指球員中的一員. 而雷霆跟灰熊也從沒贏過任何冠軍過(雷霆前身的超音速贏過一次). So it comes down to this — I'm pulling for the winner of the Oklahoma City-Memphis series to win the whole dang thing, even though I know they won't. And if they can't, then go ahead and let the Mavs claim their first-ever crown. 所以囉, 我支持不論雷霆或灰熊的任一隊最後拿冠軍, 即使我知道他們辦不到. 不過就算他們辦不到, 也讓小牛贏一次吧. Because there's just no way I wanna see Boozer or LeBron pounding their chest, hoisting that title trophy or spraying champagne in a few weeks. 因為我就不想看到娘砲或皇后捧起冠軍杯阿!! And if that glorious day never happens for either one of them, hey, that'd be even better. 如果他們真的沒拿到冠軍, 我超爽的. ===================================================================== 這篇真的超酸的 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 114.27.19.55 ※ 編輯: tonometer 來自: 114.27.19.55 (05/15 23:35)

05/15 23:36, , 1F
光看到季後賽幫助乏善可陳就可以End了.......
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05/15 23:37, , 2F
亂來
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05/15 23:44, , 3F
乏個屁 打到西冠那年沒有Boozer怎麼過火箭勇士......
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05/15 23:44, , 4F
推翻譯 今年灰熊總冠軍! 我想看軟豆腐打爆BOSH
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05/15 23:44, , 5F
乏善可陳?
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05/15 23:44, , 6F
但是啦叭詹是個窩囊廢無誤
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05/16 00:32, , 7F
不意外
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05/16 00:46, , 8F
乏善可陳........娘布明明有情有義
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05/16 01:11, , 9F
支持小牛拿下總冠軍
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05/16 04:07, , 10F
看到Maynor表現這麼好就更不爽當初省錢送人
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05/16 04:24, , 11F
我覺得看熱火打球很爽耶@@?有人跟我一樣想法嗎@@?
05/16 04:24, 11F

05/16 05:37, , 12F
看A片也可以很爽啊
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05/16 07:25, , 13F
救援成功只好給推了
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05/16 07:36, , 14F
為什麼Rick Welts不跟Jerry Sloan討論出櫃的事?
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05/16 07:40, , 15F
Sloan只會叫人nasty一點
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05/16 08:41, , 16F
東爵的替補挺拼的
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05/16 09:06, , 17F
目前最好的走向是么午滅火...小午滅么午..司機MVP
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05/16 09:08, , 18F
可我不想小牛冠軍 雷艇冠軍好了
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05/16 09:25, , 19F
老大加油
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05/16 09:31, , 20F
莎拉boo娃
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05/16 10:04, , 21F
我想要雷霆或么牛冠軍 因為有旅爵
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05/16 10:05, , 22F
X
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05/16 10:05, , 23F
阿爵的心願就交給旅爵來實現吧(逃)
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05/16 10:07, , 24F
看到么午用我們習慣的進攻打爆熱火真是感傷......
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05/16 10:09, , 25F
他們球的流動比我們多得多也快得多
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05/16 10:09, , 26F
因為么牛禁區悍將一堆 Gibson Asik Noah
05/16 10:09, 26F

05/16 10:09, , 27F
KK跟羅斯檢子彈就好了XD
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05/16 10:21, , 28F
原本我們籃板也是這麼強押 都健康的的話
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05/16 10:21, , 29F
我是覺得還好 我們最順的時候比他們流動還順 只是側翼
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05/16 10:22, , 30F
三脅不如對方 對我就是說AK不如DENG.....
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05/16 10:23, , 31F
小胖破單月NBA史上助攻數那個月 球隊順到讓人訝異
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05/16 10:29, , 32F
Boo公公暫時領先小皇帝
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05/16 10:32, , 33F
東爵把每個球權使用的很好.. 角色不對的人不會亂投
05/16 10:32, 33F

05/16 10:37, , 34F
Rose已經朝向Kobe之路 Deron完全不能比
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05/16 10:37, , 35F
Boozer在他下面拿冠也沒什麼不對
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05/16 10:38, , 36F
Deng光是投籃或切入就大勝現在的AK
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05/16 10:39, , 37F
公牛真正比我們好的是防守 我們太多橫移慢的
05/16 10:39, 37F

05/16 10:39, , 38F
只是原本是可以靠洗陣容補強的 但誰叫胖子沒耐心
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05/16 10:39, , 39F
Rose對手下的耐心跟相挺確實做的比胖子好...=.=
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05/16 10:39, , 40F
雖然我認為巔峰時期的進攻還是我們稍強
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05/16 10:41, , 41F
Boozer低潮那段 真的是球隊跟他自己處理方式都很成熟
05/16 10:41, 41F

05/16 10:45, , 42F
十五年前告訴我 我將來會為么午加油 我一定會覺得是
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05/16 10:45, , 43F
另外...爵士沒有Gibson這種從SF守到C的角色
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05/16 10:45, , 44F
其實我還蠻希望公牛進到冠軍 雖然還是較希望給Dirk一枚戒指
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05/16 10:46, , 45F
瘋了 沒想到十五年後真的發生了這種瘋事
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05/16 10:46, , 46F
有呀 Millsap也是從SF守到C... 只是他應該是個板凳
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05/16 10:46, , 47F
真的沒辦法不幫Boo加油
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05/16 10:46, , 48F
那麼一萬人才出一位(所謂的萬中選一)的爵士迷 球打得贏戰
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05/16 10:47, , 49F
績迷老大迷皇帝迷嗎?
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05/16 10:47, , 50F
我希望Dirk復仇成功 打敗金身二人組 先輸二再連贏四
05/16 10:47, 50F

05/16 10:47, , 51F
希望公牛有好成績 雖然人事已非 這樣才能給胖子跟爵士經營
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05/16 10:47, , 52F
兩隊加起來沒有罰100球 失敗
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05/16 10:47, , 53F
可惜Peja沒機會復仇了
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05/16 10:48, , 54F
我幫Korver加油 可是希望Dirk復仇成功
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05/16 10:48, , 55F
不想看到小牛拿冠 因為Dirk曾經對我架拐子(逃)
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05/16 10:48, , 56F
今年原本出頭的有可能是我們................唉
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05/16 10:48, , 57F
熱火要是晉級 我不敢看Dirk再遇到金身...
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05/16 10:48, , 58F
AK你假摔作Dirk 他也很幹吧
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05/16 10:49, , 59F
Peja沒打過Final 基本上沒什麼仇好記
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05/16 10:49, , 60F
團隊一些打臉 為什麼人家類似的東西成果不同 沒耐心的慘烈
05/16 10:49, 60F

05/16 10:49, , 61F
後果 PEJA已經報仇成功了呀 另外AK跟KD都是氣功門的呀
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05/16 10:50, , 62F
湖人(or Gasol)今年這麼潰散 我猜就是因為沒對上爵士
05/16 10:50, 62F

05/16 10:50, , 63F
爵士從小老闆到胖子最大的問題都是:沒耐心
05/16 10:50, 63F

05/16 10:50, , 64F
爵士是湖人(Kobe)的墊腳石(大補丸)
05/16 10:50, 64F

05/16 10:51, , 65F
只能說只有Sloan眼光最清澈 只可惜他老人家要耐心沒人理他
05/16 10:51, 65F

05/16 10:54, , 66F
傷心......
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05/16 10:54, , 67F
沒辦法 出錢的不是他
05/16 10:54, 67F

05/16 10:55, , 68F
總之 他版事務
05/16 10:55, 68F

05/16 11:22, , 69F
中威力彩都買不起NBA球隊...哭哭
05/16 11:22, 69F

05/16 11:24, , 70F
等你有錢到王雪紅 也會開始儉樸生活 買NBA不如買NB
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05/16 11:40, , 71F
我也想像庫班還有艾倫一樣砸錢玩球隊啊~~
05/16 11:40, 71F

05/16 11:50, , 72F
我有那個錢 會找人餵屎疼吃屎先
05/16 11:50, 72F

05/16 12:37, , 73F
只要記住 我們是萬中選一的 就沒什麼事情達不到
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05/16 12:37, , 74F
有錢也辦不到吧 不然庫班早做了XD
05/16 12:37, 74F

05/16 13:06, , 75F
我們沒有Luol Deng 只有 AK.....
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05/16 13:12, , 76F
坦白說看遍熱火板跟總版關於這輪討論 藍撒旦是最有做功課的
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05/16 13:13, , 77F
其他大半都是把賽隊當唯一的神 忽略此消彼長的文...=.=
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05/16 14:00, , 78F
Boo : 教皇退休時我還BOOO敢置信,超難過的
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05/16 14:02, , 79F
另外Rose在陣中算是小弟弟,他當然有耐心 =w=
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05/16 14:18, , 80F
AK 阿爵 老忠臣 對他沒有耐心 >_<~~~~
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05/17 00:38, , 81F
小酒現在變好大一隻喔
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05/17 01:29, , 82F
誰拿有差嗎 還不都人家吃麵在喊熱
05/17 01:29, 82F

05/18 00:34, , 83F
不過公牛的團隊氣氛真的比我們這幾年好....
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05/18 00:35, , 84F
小團體對團隊還是造成了影響....
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