[外電] 神柯一夢

看板UTAH-JAZZ作者 (馬克斯泰爾)時間14年前 (2010/04/22 14:55), 編輯推噓15(1508)
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⊙o⊙ 神柯愛說笑 記者:「你這麼愛說笑話,有沒有想過一年至少要有幾個梗?」 神柯:「這倒沒有限量,不過我會把目標設定在一到兩百個左右。」 (還真的咧!) ⊙o⊙ 自我感覺 "When I look at myself three years ago, it's whole, like, different player." 「看看三年前跟現在的我,嘖嘖,真的是耳目一新換了個人哪~」 (囧rz) ⊙o⊙ 聲東擊西 "Like everybody tells me — especially D-Will — 10 times before the game, 'If you catch the ball in the paint, dunk it; don't try to go for the fade-away shot, layup or anything else. Just dunk it,' he says. 「每個人 ─尤其跌龍每回比賽前至少要說個10次─ 都這麼跟我說: 禁區拿到球就給它用力扣下去,不要去想說要飛得威還是上籃幹嘛的,灌就對啦!」 (?M表示: ) ⊙o⊙ 不恐慌大師 Says Korver: "He just has to calm himself down sometimes; you know, Fes gets pretty excited in life. I just told him to try to mellow out a little bit and listen to some calmer music or something, not that European disco stuff that he pounds in his ears all the time." 帥哥:「他偶爾應該要保持冷靜,不要老是處於興奮的狀態(羞), 我有建議他改聽一些心靈音樂讓自己沈澱下來, 不要老是整天戴耳機聽些懂吃懂吃的歐洲電音舞曲。」 "Kyle told me to listen to mellow music. It kind of worked, but not really," Fesenko said. "I still got into foul trouble." 神柯:「聽是聽啦,好像也有點效果,可是我犯規沒有比較少啊!」(搔頭) ⊙o⊙ 關門放狗 But nobody is more interested in turning the affable Fesenko into an attack dog than Sloan. 喜憨的青銅聖鬥士有可能化身為教皇的地獄守門犬嗎? Which raises the question: Has Sloan been harder on him since he became a starter? 好奇的記者(們):「轉任先發後,教皇有變得對你更加嚴苛嗎?」 Long pause. 「.......................................................................」 Says Fesenko, trying not to laugh: "Next question." 「好啦,下一個問題。」忍俊不住的神柯打破了沉默。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.112.110.3 ※ 編輯: maxtail 來自: 140.112.110.3 (04/22 14:57)

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夢遺科神
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懂吃懂吃的歐洲電音舞曲 XDDDDDDDD (洞此洞此洞洞洞此)
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這篇主角改成井川慶好像也適用XDD (洞此洞洞洞此)
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拿到球灌就對了!
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天生嗨咖
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X
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禁區拿到球就灌 + 罰球很菜 = 大隻的櫻木花道
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關鍵時刻反快攻還要停下來等對手騙進算加罰=胖子版仙道
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駭科任務要上演了嗎?
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是哏不是梗啦~~
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吉祥物 (蓋章)
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第二場我根本就看到一隻河田美紀男
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百士丹佛練兵已成,看我猶他費神以一檔千!!!!!!!!
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殺!!!!!!!─┤▅▅▆▆▇▇◤ NUGGETS
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謝謝Okur
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暗黑兵法 妹盟獻腿
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想吃鮮蚵(懂吃懂吃)
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那個沉默盡在不言中啊
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﹏﹏(ㄏ ̄▽ ̄)ㄏ q(〒□〒)p ㄟ( ̄▽ ̄ㄟ)﹏﹏
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球來就灌
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