[轉錄]番茄醬的故事

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: purinfocus (想‧幸福) 看板: StupidClown 標題: 番茄降的故事~ 時間: Thu Apr 21 14:40:17 2005 某日 purin跟室友去麥當勞吃東西 可愛的室友玩起番茄醬~邊玩邊說 "跟你說喔~麥當勞的番茄醬會爆喔" 只見我室友越玩越開心....我心中os(最好是會爆啦...耍笨阿~連醬包都要玩) 突然..."啪"的一聲....... \(￣□￣!!)/爆啦~~番茄醬爆啦.....噴的我同學滿臉都是~~~ 只見邊邊有個拖地的工讀生抱著拖把雙肩不停抽搐..... 兩個在邊邊看報紙的男人趕忙用報紙遮住臉...報紙不斷的抖動中 我同學揮淚...."阿....怎麼會這樣...." 接下來就直奔廁所洗臉去 丟臉死了....咦?還有一包番茄醬耶.... = =我不知道哪跟筋不對...拿起剛剛在文具店買的刀片 在剩下的醬包上輕輕畫兩下...咦?還好嘛...哪那麼容易破阿... 默默的把醬包放回原位 我可憐同學洗完臉回到座位 "後....居然會報耶...有夠丟臉...你不要給我去學校亂說喔！殺你滅口" 接下來他拿起桌上僅存的番茄醬包 "你怎麼會爆呢...怎麼看都......"又把醬包平拉扯了兩下 突然"嘶"的一聲........... 剛剛畫過的地方裂開啦.....><" 於是乎...我同學臉上....畫了兩條====番茄醬 工讀生終於丟下拖把爆著肚子狂笑 邊邊的兩個男人....趴在桌上狂笑...還垂桌子勒..... 我同學再次揮淚衝進廁所............. <(￣▽￣)a......同學...我對不起妳....讓你被人家笑第二次 同學...我對不起妳....妳沒殺我滅口是錯的 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.166.146.236
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140.112.18.4 04/21,
XDDDD
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61.224.52.208 04/21,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑死我的毛了﹗
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DDD
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147.8.130.225 04/21,
推沒滅口是錯的 XDDDDD
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真賤XDDDDDDDD
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218.166.146.236 04/21,
我不知道他還玩第二次阿
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140.112.221.45 04/21,
超好笑 XD
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219.71.22.33 04/21,
蕃茄醬是無辜的 XD
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有夠好笑的！在上班要忍笑好痛苦啊~~~~~
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59.113.130.171 04/21,
好笑!好笑!>"<
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XDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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同學...我對不起妳....妳沒殺我滅口是錯的
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笑的好爽阿!!! 你真邪惡~~
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61.230.105.196 04/21,
以後手段要殘忍一點啊 XDDDD 先滅口再說 XDDDDDD
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192.192.197.10 04/21,
靠腰啊 笑死我了 (室友應該絕得我是神經病)
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61.60.127.18 04/21,
哇哈哈哈哈哈(打滾)
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163.22.18.105 04/21,
我...笑到捶桌子了XD
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可憐的蕃茄醬
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XD 我暴了...
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140.119.196.46 04/21,
這一篇會爆嗎?
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218.167.234.138 04/21,
一天被顏射兩次 好慘啊!!
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61.230.208.145 04/21,
轉joke啦XDDD
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218.160.34.245 04/21,
啊哈哈哈哈哈~~~~XDD
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140.127.231.190 04/21,
好好笑 XDD　嗯，下次去速食店不能亂玩了
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XD
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推爆
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140.126.136.247 04/21,
同學...我對不起妳....妳沒殺我滅口是錯的
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61.225.238.145 04/21,
下次玩玩看~~~~~ XDDDDDDDDDD
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140.115.206.26 04/21,
好棒.....XDD
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222.157.88.4 04/21,
這個真的很好笑...^O^
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╭───────╮
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→
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│十八銅人10分圖│
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→
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╰───────╯
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→
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┌───┐ ● ┌──┐ ˇ
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→
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│ 10分 │ <□-┤ 10 │ ◎> ┌───┐
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→
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└─┬─┘ ㄦ │ 分 │ /● │ 10 │
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●/ └─╦╩┴─┐│ 分 │
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→
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<▼ \●┌──┐│ 10分 │└─┬─┘
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還有 128 則推文
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140.122.37.61 04/21,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDD
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220.136.53.143 04/21,
不會一堆人今天在麥當勞玩起番茄醬吧
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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210.85.47.12 04/21,
可惜沒用V8錄下來XD
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140.113.123.6 04/21,
笑到噴宵夜 哈哈哈
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218.165.224.100 04/21,
好好笑阿XDXD
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61.217.225.116 04/21,
借轉一下，謝謝~^^~
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60.244.52.85 04/21,
XDD 超好笑~
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218.169.77.165 04/21,
哈哈哈哈哈哈太好笑啦
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59.121.160.128 04/21,
好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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218.174.157.179 04/22,
我笑到肚子痛了…
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140.112.237.154 04/22,
靠 ！你害我把爆肝用咖啡噴到螢幕上>"<
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XDXDXDXDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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xDD
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INTERESTING!
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XDXDXDXDXDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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今日爆笑第一名 XDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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誰叫你同學要欺負番茄醬哩
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太爆笑了啦 XDXDXD
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真好笑～同學我保護妳免滅口～XD
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笑到含淚..借轉個版..
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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59.121.150.247 04/22,
太好笑了
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140.116.112.37 04/22,
XD...
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210.85.102.204 04/22,
哈哈XD
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140.127.177.234 04/22,
XD
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61.220.174.2 04/22,
我也玩爆過，只不過是噴到我二姊的頭髮！
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192.192.197.3 04/22,
我被我室友餵鎮定劑 冏rz
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210.85.54.114 04/22,
爆了還是要推
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140.113.121.210 04/22,
超爆笑的，不過推文的十八銅人是不是沒推好阿???
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61.56.148.77 04/22,
XD
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219.81.234.32 04/23,
屌屌屌…太屌了…番茄醬也有新變化…
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61.220.124.187 04/23,
真好笑　哈哈
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140.130.201.59 04/23, , 1F
同學...我對不起妳....妳沒殺我滅口是錯的
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