[惡搞] 《史記,卷二一八,狂狷列傳,庄國榮傳》
東海有一島,扶桑名之,島中有一國,名曰歹灣。其國,狂涓當道,奸佞橫行。
該島禮部尚書渡政勝,亦一狂狷也,另有傳,不特書。庄國容者,時禮部丞也,為
杜氏之走狗輩,亦狂狷奸逆之徒。
庄氏微時,曾歷西番之邦,邦名「獨一吱」,該邦西番亦多狂狷,或有名希特勒者,
即曾狂癲于西番眾邦,庄氏游于獨一吱國,或染其風,且患疾甚甚。
即歸國,渡政勝當歹灣國踐主沉水扁竊位,諂媚其上,亦竊得該國禮部尚書之位。渡氏
見庄氏亦狂捐不拘小節,見其常字號:「大是大非,姦人婦女」,以為類己,故表水
扁,遂見擢為禮部丞。
然狂捐之人豈可久為祭酒?姦逆之人又可久典太學?即方竊位時,尚以為謹言慎行以匿其
本性,然不數月,狂狷之心難藏,姦惡之言已現。方是時,島國正義之士,惡扁黨竊國
,憤然愾之,庄國容見之,竟于廟堂之上,詆其為匪,並大呼:「吾大是大非之胸懷」
、「必當姦其女」、「匪者,皆小孬孬也」等怪力亂神之語,眾等譁然,以為庄氏禮部
丞,當為島國眾師之師表,州郡縣學之模範者,豈可出鄉俚井穢之言??扁與渡見眾怒難犯
,遂廢其職。
庄國榮于是蕭條于市,酗酒縱色,猶狂言不止,滿口盡污齪之語,國中仍賤之,大夫亦
不齒,書生棄若鄙。扁與渡兩人見國議難平,遂密殺庄國榮于鄉,其尸填于溝壑,以昭天
下非議。故列為狂狷傳。
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