[創作] 宅男v1.0
$v_now_clock = getdate();
$v_oops_power = getsize();
$schedule = getschedule();
include("comic.php");
include("game.php");
include("computer.php");
/* System Reset Here
if($v_now_clock[hours] >= 23 and $v_oops_power > 30 )
{
include("adultvideo.php");
$wowow = true;
}
// Warring ! For Programer use only
// Please Don't modify. !!!
*/
Switch($schedule)
{
case study:
while($schedule)
{ readcomic(); }
break;
case homework:
while($schedule)
{ playgame(); }
break;
case sleep:
while($schedule)
{ usecomputer(); }
break;
case other:
while($schedule)
{ exec(telnet ptt.cc); }
break;
}
If(empty($schedule)) { $schedule = sleep; }
If($schedule == "YAYAYA" and $wowow == true; )
{
msnonline(off);
doorlock(true);
window(lock);
cellphone(off);
telphone(busy);
earphone(on);
Tissues(standby);
setfilepermission(read/write);
$ohya = getfile("Hello World.avi");
while($protein)
{
playfile($ohya);
handwork(lefthand,speed30,uptodown);
}
unlock(all);
}
}
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