[閒聊] 臺中後站的計程車司機黃泰森,有夠扯
好幾年沒來臺中,今天要幫我姊送考試資料搭了火車從臺北下來。
從後站出來沒多想,上了在那邊停等的計程車,結果這位泰森司機問了我要去哪之後卻不
開車,一直不斷用無線電聯絡要其它車過來(因為那邊沒他們車隊的車了,要搶生意吧,
語氣還激動呢。)然後有個阿姨不小心開了車門,看到我說了聲抱歉關上,泰森司機卻透
過車窗大聲問她要去哪裡,她說了個地方(靠近振聲廣播電臺),泰森司機就叫她上車,
說「我先載妳去吧。」
我:C:\Users\xxx22088\Pictures\黑人問號.jpg
路上泰森司機一邊探問阿姨是否住那,一邊閒聊試圖分散注意力,但還是被拆穿在亂繞路
。阿姨脾氣很好沒譙到他難堪,他竟然還有臉皮硬要拗說走這邊比較不用等紅綠燈。
快到阿姨家時她問說啊我怎麼辦,泰森司機搪塞說「他要去報名啦」「不趕時間啦應該來
得及」。
我hold不住直接開嗆了:「我的期限是中午耶,你是有問過我嗎?你說來得及就來得及啊
?你真的很扯耶!」
阿姨責怪他欺負小孩子之後也只能搖頭嘆息走了(阿姨,感謝妳覺得我是小孩子…不是,
我是說感謝妳的聲援和關心。)
此時我瞄到跳表上寫著130元。
接著前往我目的地的信義國小後門(臺中人應該可以一眼看出這樣硬要先載阿姨是否合理
),路上我忍不住碎念幾句「要是來不及你負責嗎」之類的,泰森司機除了敷衍我之外也
繼續擠出專業笑臉。
然後他在某個Moment把跳表動了手腳,數字變成100元。(這是整趟車程當中我覺得他最高招的一步,雖然被我看穿但我覺得值得掌聲鼓勵,啪啪啪啪。)
最後終於到站,價錢是一百二十元,我付完錢說了一句
「賺錢要有良心啊大哥。」就走了。
https://imgur.com/a/lcwLz
以上,我在此發誓,即使有必要搭計程車,我這輩子都不再坐上路邊攔車或這種不守規矩
的車站口停等車,除非攔車的人不是我。(我回程時臺灣大車隊是開到地下專門的計程車專用
區,即使多跳了五塊十塊我也寧願這樣)
另外也推廣給看到這篇文章的人們,請不要再讓這種野雞司機賺黑心錢了,請選較大牌子
的車隊(手機app叫車都很透明方便,且司機品質有保障多了)並請注意路邊攔車對於交
通的高危險性。
謝謝大家,下臺一鞠躬。
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平行時空嗎= =?還是你沒騎機車被突然靠站的計程車弄過,且也沒搭過臺鐵在出站時被問要不要坐車要不要坐車
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