[轉錄][豪洨] 賣香腸者言
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板]
作者: ubybox (互放的光亮?) 看板: joke
標題: [豪洨] 賣香腸者言
時間: Sat Feb 11 01:26:54 2006
旗津有一個賣香腸的人，很會做香腸，放了一年也不會壞(騙鬼-_-)，
烤完了油亮油亮，看起來如同寶石般的紅色。人人爭著去買，比一般的香腸貴十倍。
我買到一隻，吃起來像被人噴了滿臉二手煙一樣。看香腸裡面，乾的跟沒用過的衛生紙
一樣，我疑惑的問他:你把這香腸拿來賣人，是要給同性戀捅菊花嗎？是要給不舉者冒充攬
叫嗎？還是拿來給女同性戀爽的？太過分了，簡直是欺騙，你改行開情趣商店好了。
賣的人笑著對我說:我賣這香腸已經很多年了，父母老婆情婦私生子全靠這生意養活，我
賣出去，別人買，沒人有意見過。難道你的菊花跟強叔一樣特別大洞所以不能滿足嗎？
這世界上虎爛的人這麼多，難道只有我嗎？今天在外交場合罵攬趴的人，難道他攬趴還能
用嗎？罵說攬啪沒水準的人難道自己就有水準嗎？號稱是搖滾的歌手就真的是搖滾嗎？號
稱文藝青年的人就能寫詩嗎？今天你這白爛沒有察覺，只跑來罵我的香腸罷了。
我默默的退下，心中思考他的話。難道這老闆是跟星爺一樣的搞笑能手嗎？難道他也跟
我一樣有反社會人格，而寄託於香腸嗎？
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