[轉錄][耍冷] 性愛問題

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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板] 作者: AdaDaDj (正宗御宅族) 看板: joke 標題: [耍冷] 性愛問題 時間: Sun Aug 12 20:57:58 2007 美美是一個性生活不美滿的家庭主婦,因為她的老公總是對做愛興趣缺缺, 有時竟然做到一半還會睡著..... 美美為此煩心許久,於是去請教她的姊妹淘, 她的好朋友阿英就跟她說:「可能是妳太乖了,不夠狂野,所以他才會提不起興致, 下次你試著主動一點,並且用一些言語上的挑逗去刺激他,這樣或許就會改善了。」 美美覺得這很有道理,於是隔天晚上,她與老公要辦那檔事的時候,她就主動脫光衣服, 跨坐在老公身上。做到一半的時候,她發現老公還是跟平常一樣沒啥興致,甚至又快 睡著了,美美一急之下大聲呻吟:「嗯~~嗯~~好爽!! 我快到了.....快到了~~!!」 只聽到他老公說.......... 到了叫我......... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 125.229.17.21

08/12 21:00,
我嘴角動了一下 科科
08/12 21:00

08/12 21:03,
給他喝蠻牛。
08/12 21:03

08/12 21:05,
生意難作心理累 生意好時身體累
08/12 21:05

08/12 21:07,
男人真命苦
08/12 21:07

08/12 21:09,
好笑 到了叫我!!!
08/12 21:09

08/12 21:10,
蠻牛在哪邊....
08/12 21:10

08/12 21:10,
還ok呀 XDD
08/12 21:10

08/12 21:13,
原來是蠻牛阿XD
08/12 21:13

08/12 21:17,
推一個啊XD
08/12 21:17

08/12 21:19,
評語:應用能力佳,再接再厲
08/12 21:19

08/12 21:22,
有笑有推
08/12 21:22

08/12 21:24,
不怕不怕啦
08/12 21:24

08/12 21:32,
嘴角輕微的上揚
08/12 21:32

08/12 21:33,
我笑了。。。
08/12 21:33

08/12 21:35,
哈哈
08/12 21:35

08/12 21:38,
c c c
08/12 21:38

08/12 21:45,
哈哈...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/12 21:45

08/12 21:46,
08/12 21:46

08/12 21:46,
喝了再上?!!
08/12 21:46

08/12 21:47,
XD
08/12 21:47

08/12 21:47,
嘴角有輕微上揚
08/12 21:47

08/12 21:48,
小聲點 會吵到鄰居
08/12 21:48

08/12 21:51,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/12 21:51

08/12 21:53,
我笑了XDDD
08/12 21:53

08/12 21:53,
還滿好笑的,如果台灣A片工業夠發達,搞不好有真人版可看
08/12 21:53

08/12 21:55,
有笑XDD
08/12 21:55

08/12 21:57,
推蠻牛 !!
08/12 21:57

08/12 21:57,
XDDDDDD
08/12 21:57

08/12 22:00,
XD
08/12 22:00

08/12 22:01,
有笑有推XDDDDDDD
08/12 22:01

08/12 22:02,
XD
08/12 22:02

08/12 22:07,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/12 22:07

08/12 22:08,
有笑有推XDD
08/12 22:08

08/12 22:08,
XD
08/12 22:08

08/12 22:10,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/12 22:10

08/12 22:15,
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/12 22:15

08/12 22:16,
=.=
08/12 22:16

08/12 22:19,
XDDDDDDD
08/12 22:19

08/12 22:20,
我笑了~~~
08/12 22:20
還有 125 則推文
還有 1 段內文
08/13 12:54,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/13 12:54

08/13 12:56,
good
08/13 12:56

08/13 13:19,
可以投稿了XD
08/13 13:19

08/13 13:28,
XDDDDDDDDDD
08/13 13:28

08/13 13:40,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/13 13:40

08/13 13:48,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 後勁好強啊!!!!
08/13 13:48

08/13 13:50,
靠 我笑了
08/13 13:50

08/13 13:56,
太棒了 本週最好笑
08/13 13:56

08/13 14:10,
XD
08/13 14:10

08/13 14:47,
抖抖...
08/13 14:47

08/13 15:34,
科科
08/13 15:34

08/13 15:41,
我的第一個念頭想到晶晶XD
08/13 15:41

08/13 16:14,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/13 16:14

08/13 16:30,
這個也滿好洨的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/13 16:30

08/13 16:31,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/13 16:31

08/13 16:32,
XDDD
08/13 16:32

08/13 17:10,
XD
08/13 17:10

08/13 17:53,
好笑!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/13 17:53

08/13 18:24,
挺幽默的
08/13 18:24

08/13 20:11,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/13 20:11

08/13 20:17,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/13 20:17

08/13 20:21,
我笑了
08/13 20:21

08/13 21:55,
有好笑到!!XDDDDD
08/13 21:55

08/13 22:47,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD到了叫我XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/13 22:47

08/13 22:51,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/13 22:51

08/13 23:26,
好好笑 XD
08/13 23:26

08/13 23:56,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/13 23:56

08/14 12:26,
XDDDDDDDDDDD他老公不會是那個司機吧 0.0
08/14 12:26

08/14 13:34,
XD
08/14 13:34

08/14 20:16,
XD
08/14 20:16

08/14 20:46,
08/14 20:46

08/14 21:32,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/14 21:32

08/15 00:06,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/15 00:06

08/15 02:30,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/15 02:30

08/15 10:22,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/15 10:22

08/15 12:51,
XD
08/15 12:51

08/15 20:49,
XDDDD
08/15 20:49

08/15 22:06,
告we 修ㄍㄧㄡˋ幾勒
08/15 22:06
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08/16 23:44, , 1F
幹 學弟你這樣做對嗎
08/16 23:44, 1F
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