[轉錄][閒聊] 電梯與煙火
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: moruko (兩個人的煙火) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [閒聊] 電梯與煙火
時間: Sun May 21 18:11:16 2006
電梯跟煙火...........
明明是不相干的東西~~但怎麼產生火花呢....?
這就是我弟弟的笨事哩!!!
(如果能將它畫成動畫會更好^_^)
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過年的時候,小孩子總是愛玩沖天炮、鞭炮......
小時候媽媽就教我們....放鞭炮時~~先點"香"
因為香有長度....才不會被點燃的鞭炮炸到
話說當年某日
弟弟還是國小生~~興高采烈的點燃了香放在左手
又興沖沖地(也匆匆)拿了一把沖天炮
準備到頂樓和我們會合放鞭炮
當時身材嬌小的他...進了電梯
由於身高不夠~~無法使用手肘絕技來按電梯
於是~~~~他必須將手空出來按電梯鈕
就在此刻~~~~
他將右手一大把的沖天炮~~~放到左手..........
按下關門的同時
左手那"點燃的香"~~~和沖天炮們~~~天雷勾動地火...一發不可收拾
只聽見行進間的電梯 ~~~"咻咻~~碰碰...."的叫著
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電梯與沖天炮的結局是.........?
當電梯門緩緩打開的那一剎那
一陣陣白煙由內竄出
只見我那嚇呆的弟弟
右手按著電梯~~
左手維持"零分"狀.........
呆呆的說~~"沖天炮被我放完了.............."
夾雜擔心與心疼的心情~~我們沒有責怪他
只是事隔多年.........
不禁覺得.............
."天啊~~怎麼會那麼好笑!!!!"
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