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作者: lovelandbird (雨過天青雲破處) 站內: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 學長的貓咪
時間: Sun Dec 30 00:09:20 2007
以前社團的學長曾經養過一隻很可愛的貓咪
好像是摻雜了波斯血統的流浪貓...是女生...
她有很多很好玩的習慣...
像是她很喜歡睡在學長攤開的書本上...
但是非原文書不睡.....還要是精裝版的那種....據說因為紙質比較好...
學長看書她就會一直走過來趴在書上...
推開...又趴過來....推開...又趴過來...推開....趴過來
最後學長只好投降把書讓給她睡XD
然後她不睡在書上的時候...喜歡蹲在學長房間的衣櫥上面居高臨下...
如果看到學長走過衣櫥...
她就會瞬間跳到學長的肩膀上站著....
通常是不會踩空掉下來啦.....
不過俗話說得好....人有失手 馬有亂蹄 吃燒餅哪有不掉芝麻(?)
有一天.....
學長剛洗完澡沒穿上衣從浴室走出來......
貓咪哪分的出來學長有穿衣服跟沒穿衣服差別在哪.....
所以蹲在衣櫥上的她就又給他快樂的往學長的肩膀跳過去....
這時候....慘劇發生了....
只見貓咪登時打滑.....眼見要從學長肩膀滑下去.....兩隻前爪趕忙攀住學長的肩膀
但是還是止不住的滑了下去.....只好徒勞無功的亂抓一通....
就這樣...貓爪經過之處登時血光四濺...................
當場一人一貓皆發出了淒厲無比的叫聲...
貓咪:喵~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(迴音)
學長:阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(破音)
據說學長的背隔天變得非常精彩....XD 好像世界地圖 還有經緯度咧......
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