[西斯][可砍][十八禁不喜勿入][趣事]校死嘔了
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作者: iamnerdy (感恩的心感謝有您) 看板: joke
標題: [趣事] 破掉的聲音
時間: Fri Jun 29 01:33:57 2007
明天就要結婚的珠珠，擔心地問著媽媽：
『怎麼辦？建丁一直以為我還是個處女，明天的洞房夜，他一定會
發現我根本就不是啊！怎麼辦？怎麼辦呢？』
媽媽一付好整以暇的樣子說著：『沒關係。這我有經驗，交給媽媽
就對了。』
『媽給你一個有金屬扣的小錢包，明晚上床時，你將它放在屁股那
兒，單手握著，當他把寶貝放進你裡頭時，你就把金屬扣扣上。他一定
會問你這是什麼聲音？你就告訴他，這是處女膜破裂的聲音。』
洞房花燭夜，珠珠便照著媽媽所說的方法辦理，建丁果然大叫……
『這是什麼聲音？』
珠珠故做害羞狀地說：『唉呦，這是人家處女膜破掉的聲音啦～』
『什麼？快把你的處女膜打開！它夾住我的寶貝了！唉呀呀呀呀呀，我的寶貝！』
珠珠馬上臨危不亂地唱道：『讓你知道你最美～』
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