[轉錄]Re: [無言] 世界有沒有那麼小....囧
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作者: deny0022 (你學長勒) 站內: StupidClown
標題: Re: [無言] 世界有沒有那麼小....囧
時間: Thu Apr 19 17:52:37 2007
話說某天跟一位女性友人在不良牛聊天
女:厚!!剛剛又有人丟我水球搭訕耶 ( ̄ー ̄;)
我:哈..都沒人搭訕我(廢話!!因為我是男的阿)( ′-`)y-~
女:哈哈.不然你去申請一個女生帳號阿!
我:A!!好像不錯玩喔.享受一下被搭訕的感覺( ̄▽ ̄#)﹏﹏
於是我就申請了一個女生帳號Ruby1234(我是小美女)
我(Ruby1234):.........釣魚中..╮(﹋﹏﹌)╭
過了五分鐘..咚!!!! 水球來了~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
我:靠..天阿太容易了吧
A男:請問可以跟你當朋友嗎????
於是我就開始跟那個男的喇賽..極盡表現出是一個很Nice的女生..
結果連續好幾天...我只要一上不良牛就會被他丟水球..(  ̄ c ̄)y▂ξ
結果有天我女性友人也上線了.......
我:跟你說喔..我真的被搭訕了.還跟他聊了好幾天..
女:是喔!!!!快快..我要看你們煽情的對話紀錄......
於是我就把對話紀錄寄給了我朋友........................
3分鐘過去................................................
我朋友丟水球回來了......................................
女:幹!!!這個男的ID是我男朋友!!!!!
女:幹!!!這個男的ID是我男朋友!!!!!
女:幹!!!這個男的ID是我男朋友!!!!!
女:幹!!!這個男的ID是我男朋友!!!!!
女:幹!!!這個男的ID是我男朋友!!!!! (/‵Д′)/~ ╧╧
我: 囧興
女:幹..把你帳號給我!!!
先去吃個飯..等等再補接下來的後續發展...
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