[轉錄][童年] 問題學生與熱血女老師的對話
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作者: roger717 (喔耶) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [童年] [問題學生與熱血女老師的對話
時間: Sun Apr 1 23:54:00 2007
我國中的時候
班上有一群同學血氣方剛的問題學生
有一天不知道怎麼回事
一群人就用22磅的啞鈴把一張木頭椅子砸爛了 (無辜的椅子...)
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我們班導師是一個剛剛畢業的女數學老師
心懷熱血~總是想讓這群同學改邪歸正
老師看到了砸爛的椅子 就在早自習的時候跟全班說
”我剛剛進教室的時候聽到一陣哭聲,是椅子在哭,他說他被謀殺了卻找不到兇手”
”你們有人可以告訴我兇手是誰嗎??”
同學A不屑的站起來說
ꄠ"老師!你可以問黑板阿~ 他一直站在前面一定有看到!!”
老師 (囧|||)
然後惱羞成怒的說
"我只懂椅子的語言~我聽不懂黑板的話......"
這時候同學B冷冷的接了一句話...........
"老師~~你可以問旁邊的椅子阿................."
"老師~~你可以問旁邊的椅子阿................."
"老師~~你可以問旁邊的椅子阿................."
"老師~~你可以問旁邊的椅子阿................."
"老師~~你可以問旁邊的椅子阿................."
"老師~~你可以問旁邊的椅子阿................."
從此以後老師就不管那群同學了
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現在長大了才了解當初老師的用心良苦阿...................
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