[異色] 校內七大愛傳說
經過千辛萬苦,重重波瀾,我終於拿到這本「笑園七大礙傳說」。果然不愧盛名,
一翻開來我就大笑出聲,久久不能自己。
女主角道聽塗說,說在學校裡的七個地方行那苟且之事後,就可以實現一個願望。
這蠢蛋程度和「書上說山洞裡面有神器就跑進去」有得拼。
陳輔碰到大怪獸,而女主角在屋頂碰到了:
嗚喔,好女人,不做嗎?
http://imageshack.us/f/204/p1020904r.jpg/
然後就當場被強暴了:
傳說中的水塔梯做愛神功,比黑猩猩還厲害
http://imageshack.us/f/42/p1020905e.jpg/
隔天一早女主角決定揮慧劍斬情絲,沒想到卻一路把人拉進第二個地點美術室。這
超展開程度類似於「對不起,你是個好人,我們上賓館吧。」
連大衛像也尷尬的移開視線
http://imageshack.us/f/69/p1020909t.jpg/
接下來是空前絕後的光速做愛大法:
00:01 那個…我想借這些。
http://imageshack.us/f/823/p1020910y.jpg/
00:02 討厭!下雨了!
http://imageshack.us/f/690/p1020914g.jpg/
00:05 咦?是說你剛有在嗎?
http://imageshack.us/f/32/p1020915y.jpg/
這還是包括把人拉下桌子到爬起來的時間。偉哉!大河內!
兩人經歷校長室的苦戰後,最後在噴水池大合解。是說拿噴水池來用這招我十年前
就看過了,嚇不倒我的。
下一篇,我們來看看中國五千年神秘的採捕神功:
採捕前
http://imageshack.us/f/842/p1020916c.jpg/
採捕後
http://imageshack.us/f/199/p1020917k.jpg/
你看看!練這採捕神功,不但人變高,變帥了,連考試都考一百分呢!
大冒險
http://imageshack.us/f/823/p1020922i.jpg/
注意旁邊的班級,看他們從學生到老師都練成了泰山崩於前而面不改的鎮定功夫,
可見平日就習於操練,這種小場面還hold得住。
學生會長表示:真的很棒!
http://imageshack.us/f/171/p1020918.jpg/
放開那臺影印機!
http://imageshack.us/f/94/p1020919u.jpg/
這種要求我真的一輩子沒見過。
http://imageshack.us/f/836/p1020920g.jpg/
吸引器是無辜的,不要傷害它!
http://imageshack.us/f/824/p1020921z.jpg/
結論:笑園七大礙,鑑定完畢!
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是的,而且半途而廢的話就會得到「一輩子光棍」的詛咒。
※ 編輯: killeryuan 來自: 114.42.96.122 (09/23 19:42)
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