[少年] 九尾你好可憐喔~
咳咳!第一次發文吐火影,這篇有點凍未條,小妹針對最新一話來吐槽--
所以防雷一下!
繼鳴人爸在上次封印危機,出現在鳴人意識幫助兒子之後,這次換老媽出現了!
這位年輕少婦,除了外觀顯眼、柔順極長的紅髮,還有與眾不同的查克拉,
(那個學國中生式的髮夾是怎麼回事?裝可愛也不是這樣吧?)
興奮會發出奇怪的笑聲、和鳴人相像的個性,因個性強悍,被取了血色辣椒的外號。
(女版的鳴人真的很恐怖!
我突然覺得小櫻好可愛...鋼手御姊好迷人...連香遴這樣的眼鏡妹也很棒啊!)
在鳴人即將被九尾反噬之際,鳴人神奇的老媽登場,並且用了查克拉馬上壓制九尾。
(...........................九尾的戲份用一頁就了結了。)
然後開始了母子重逢之感人故事,以及夫妻相遇之後的戀愛史。
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說好的駕馭九尾呢?
這簡直就是整個跳tone啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
沒錯!子女總是會想知道父母如何認識。
不過你挑的這個時間點也太奇怪了吧= =
(鳴人父母相識篇)
鳴人媽:我想成為一位女火影!
鳴人爸:我想成為火影!
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都想當火影就飽啦!
鳴人媽:有次我被綁架,木葉都沒人找到我,只有你爸找到我。
原來我是看不起你爸,但那次讓我愛上他。
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這邏輯有點怪怪的?
(被救當然會很感動,但是從看不起→愛上..............也快得太詭異了吧?)
鳴人爸外號:木葉的金色閃光。
鳴人媽外號:血色辣椒。
其愛的結晶品是什麼呢?
鳴人:木葉的橘色火影!(得意)
我已經看到了,木葉末日不遠矣。
鳴人爸的帥氣(鳴人爸粉絲認為),鳴人沒遺傳到。
鳴人媽的美麗(鳴人認為),鳴人沒遺傳到。
鳴人只遺傳到了...........................
鳴人爸的金色頭髮...........= =川(重要的臉孔沒遺傳到)
鳴人媽的可怕個性...........= =川(美麗的紅髮也沒遺傳到)
其實鳴人你基因重組之下的是不良品吧???
這段談話結束之後,鳴人終於要再度上陣(面對九尾)了!
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整個非常奇怪!
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鳴人爸是貨真價實犧牲自己的英雄 !
鳴人是相信我之術威能的假象英雄......
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