[無言] Ikea,我說你的冰淇淋機啊
看板StupidClown作者rockitcomeon (博博)時間7年前 (2017/06/15 11:01)推噓154(156推 2噓 27→)留言185則, 168人參與討論串1/2 (看更多)
昨天在台北城市舞台看完戲，跟朋友去Ikea逛逛躲雨
因為Ikea現在在大整修新的展示間，所以我跟朋友決定去吃Ikea 10元的冰淇淋
在閃過重重人群後終於來到結帳櫃台末端的零食區
準備享受冰淇淋的我們，突然發現餅乾架旁邊有一台冰淇淋機
「欸欸，你看這個冰淇淋機有機械手臂耶」
「哇，好方便喔，這樣我們就不用自己擠了」
想到以前自己擠冰淇淋的慘狀，不是像坨屎還是像一坨屎，科技進步真的太偉大了！把人類從屎般的冰淇淋中解放出來
於是我跟我朋友很興奮的照著步驟做
1.先投10元
2.拿旁邊的甜筒
3.將甜筒放到機器手臂上
4.按下最上面的按鈕
喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔，就在我們期待冰淇淋機會製作出完美3圈，每圈都比下一圈減少1.234公分的圓周，最上面還會有如書法字尾一撇的尖頭的冰淇淋時
https://youtu.be/pXtyqUcimjw
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WTF!!!!! Ikea你到底安裝了什麼機器啊！！！！！花了好幾百萬買這台機器結果還是擠出如屎狀的冰淇淋，這是什麼邏輯我不懂！！！
逛Ikea有感：當你以為自動手臂會給你最美的冰淇淋，現實會毫不留情的拉ㄧ坨屎在餅乾上
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