[無言] 中英混用的奇葩
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之前在老外開的咖啡廳打工,滿多台灣客人喜歡來練英文,常常自創詞彙或是中英混雜讓我們猜。
有一次一個中年男子帶著一個很漂亮女生來喝咖啡,點餐的時候一副老練的樣子指著可頌跟我說
「我還要這個,然後你幫我甕一下。」
一邊結帳一邊快速思考甕是什麼東西,但經過再三確認,這名男子的態度非常肯定要甕一下可頌。
當我開始懷疑自我,準備向同事詢問的時候....
這名男子用著自信的神情
「就是幫我加熱啊!甕一下!」
「甕就是那個英文嘛!」
然後我就懂了,
原來他是要warm一下他的麵包啊!
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※ 編輯: lulu726lulu (123.192.138.108), 05/16/2017 00:32:24
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