[眼殘] 等等那個不是耐吉(密集恐懼注意)
這次不是只有我妹,是我妹跟我爸的事。
當時我爸剛加入FB的拍賣社團,一下班就上網的他在開心水族箱餵完魚之後就是刷FB。
某天我爸看到了那雙螢光色NIKE的布鞋,想著我妹正好需要買一雙鞋。
我妹又是隨性的人,問他喜不喜歡隨便看一眼答了聲「都可以啊」就買下來了。
直到收到東西之後我爸才發現那雙鞋子只是打了個勾勾,根本不是NIKE。
不過最大的問題還是鞋子本身。
http://imgur.com/VPQGCrM
我:「上面的圖案是什麼啊?」
爸:「不知道,絲瓜吧?」
我:「為什麼會是絲瓜啦!誰設計的啦!」
妹:「齁我討厭絲瓜。」
爸:「遠看很像迷彩圖案我沒有發現嘛!」
正在觀察鞋子的老媽:「欸等等,這不是絲瓜欸。」
(密集恐懼症注意)
http://imgur.com/u60dLQi
是苦瓜!毫無疑問的苦瓜!
妹:「比絲瓜好一點啦。」
我:「所以又為什麼是苦瓜啦。」
雖然搞不懂但鞋子都買了,也找不到賣家,反正鞋子也不難穿,也就這樣算了。
不過既然都買了於是老爸說服我妹:「反正遠看看不出來啦你就穿一下吧。」
於是我妹穿著這雙鞋去補習班,被補習班老師問了:
「那個是瓜仔嗎?(台語)」
那雙鞋就變成我阿罵專用的跑步鞋了。
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