[阿哈] 犀利直白醫生對上病人
看板StupidClown作者chercyt2081 (腦包鷹逃之妖妖)時間7年前 (2017/02/13 20:47)推噓234(234推 0噓 20→)留言254則, 248人參與討論串1/2 (看更多)
我在一間小兒科診所打工
工作內容就是協助醫生
診所裡的醫生有好幾個,可是我其中最喜歡犀利直白醫生^_^(他的標準表情)
他跟病人的問答每次都讓我很想噴笑(口罩真的非常好用)
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新生兒和媽媽vs. 翻桌的醫生
醫生:「小孩受寒了,這陣子注意保暖」
媽媽:「怎麼會!我們都待在室內」
醫生:「室內也會冷啊」
媽媽:「但我們窗戶全關欸」
醫生:「還是會冷啊!不然你是住在印尼嗎?^_^」
青少年vs. 諷刺的醫生
少年:「藥可以多開幾天嗎?明天要出國」
醫生:「去哪裡?」
少年:「金門」
醫生:「原來金門已經獨立了啊!^_^」
幼稚園小妹和媽媽vs. 想像力豐富的醫生
媽媽:「她說有蟲跑進去她耳朵」
小妹:「我聽到她們在裡面走路」
醫生:「那他們有在裡面跳舞嗎?^_^」
(檢查耳朵之後)
醫生:「蟲蟲可能在裡面註記到此一遊就走了,已經不見了^_^」
哭鬧不停的小孩 vs. 不親切的醫生
小孩:(大哭)(大哭)
醫生:「每次來都哭,到底要哭到什麼時候^_^」
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