[無言] 你在看我嗎?
手機發文,排版不順請見諒。
於鄉下地區工作的我,在工作地租了一間雅房,
這陣子馬桶不知怎麼搞的,老是沖不下去,已買了兩瓶通樂要給他點顏色瞧瞧,
礙於租屋處馬桶狀況,近幾日都是在辦公室廁所方便,
但今天天氣太冷,一個不小心睡過頭,
匆忙間,只進了辦公室拿文件便出門開始工作,
「啊......肚子,肚子承受不住了......」
「是不是阿姨的鮪魚蛋吐司有毒...」
慌亂間把車子停在路邊,心想鄉下應該大家都很善良吧!?
這間屋子看起來很善良,就決定是它了!
「阿嬤、阿嬤,哇洗底咧xxx工作A狼,A盪救貶蒐嗎?」我焦急的說著本來就不太輪轉的
台語,邊給阿嬤看我的名片。
只見阿嬤微微笑的叫我進屋裡,快去廁所。
邊解放邊覺得到底是誰揪著我看,看得我背脊發涼,
一切順利結束後抬頭一望窗外。
http://i.imgur.com/TKBp7Rm.jpg
啊啊啊啊......嚇死我的毛
原來阿嬤有雇用雞雞忍者,難怪那麼放心的讓我上廁所。
http://i.imgur.com/OUcvMoy.jpg
饒命啊大人,雞雞果然是最好用的!
真的不用這樣看我,我不會對阿嬤做什麼...我只是一個肚子痛的人啊......
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