[無言] 先生,你打錯了
看板StupidClown作者brokenmirror (One day mo)時間7年前 (2017/02/01 23:31)推噓74(74推 0噓 23→)留言97則, 86人參與討論串1/2 (看更多)
今晚看了好多笨版文
讓我幾次笑到流淚
想說也來貢獻一篇吧~~
某天中午和同事吃飯
手機突然響了,是不認識的號碼
接起來一聽
對方:老婆~~
我:先生,你打錯電話了
直接掛掉
不到三秒同一個電話又打來
對方:老婆不要這樣嘛~~
我:先生,你真的打錯電話了
再度掛掉
手機安靜了一下
約莫三分鐘同一個電話再度打來
對方:老婆,你還在為早上的事情生氣嗎?
我:先生,我真的不是你老婆,你連你老婆的電話都記錯,難怪她會生氣
再度掛掉!
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