混帳姪兒
我有一個姪兒剛上小1
由於他是生長在爸疼媽愛爺爺奶奶寵壞的家庭 所以身為外人也不會多說甚麼
最常聽到的就是
“寶弟好聰明喔!”
“寶弟最聰明了連這個都會”
久而久之寶弟也覺得他很聰明
我很不喜歡小孩子一臉傲嬌臭屁
然後講話很沒禮貌
所以我最喜歡吐槽到他不要不要的
讓他哭著回去跟他爸媽取暖我就很爽(!?
有一次我代替我姐去接他下課
載到他之後他跟我說他想喝珍珠奶茶
我就停在50嵐點完飲料之後
看到對面的雞排我就問他
“小子要不要吃雞排”
他大聲的說“要!”
我就走過去對面買
他坐在50嵐的等候椅上
東西都買齊了之後我就準備要騎車
咦?我的鑰匙呢
我找遍了身上包包裡都沒有看到
“舅舅你是不是在找鑰匙啊~”
“臭小子還不拿出來”
“我把他藏在很安全的地方喔”
看他一臉得意的樣子我有不好的預感
我想到我到50嵐的時候打開車廂
拿包包車廂沒有關
回來是關著的難道說..
“因為你去對面鑰匙沒拔
我就把它藏在車廂裡
這樣就不會被偷走了吧
我很聰明吧~”
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“幹!你這智障低能兒!
現在怎麼把鑰匙拿出來啊!!
臭小子你說啊!!!!”
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