[無言] 你變成長輩了嗎?
女友: 跟你說,我那個姪女已經上大學了喔!
我: 恩
女友: 所以我是姑姑哦 他要叫我姑姑
我: 恩
女友: 我那堂姐已經50多歲了 但我都是叫他姊姊喔!
我: 恩
女友: 搞不好我30歲就會變成姑婆咧~聽起來好老唷
我: 恩
女友: 那你呢?你差不多也有下一輩的親戚要出生了吧?
有嗎?有吧?你現在已經是什麼了?
我: 恩.....
(我在騎車就話比較少)
女友: 肯定有,別裝了,你親戚這麼多,
你一定起碼已經是一個姑丈 或是姨丈了
我: 恩.....? 等等...
女友: 別裝年輕拉,哈哈哈哈哈哈
我: .....你......
女友繼續快樂的講下去,都不知道要從哪邊開始吐槽
女友平常會給人聰明的感覺,但其實時常腦子都是很不好使的狀態
因為實在是太笨了,害我忍不住一直玩她
像是..
女友跟我討論,如果她有生小孩,女孩子的話取名字一定要有斜玉旁
我: 諸葛瑾的瑾如何
女友: 配上你的姓氏,小孩每次簽名都會恨死你
我: 丁璫的璫呢? (註: 非歌手,這個璫是俠客行的那個丁璫
女友: 筆畫好像更多了
我: ........不然這樣,斜玉旁,右邊一個元朝的元如何?
(女友憑空比劃比劃,開始變得高興)
女友: 不錯耶,筆劃又少,感覺也很不錯,這個字怎麼念?
我: ......
由於笑得太厲害,後來被追著猛打
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