[無言] 姐姐是天才
原po有一個既聰明又愚蠢的姐姐
常常做一些讓我快哭的笨事
事件一
有天我們在討論要買游泳券
我:要買嗎?原價120~網路賣90
姐:當然要啊!一張差30~3張就差60欸!!
我:????(我算術不好?)
事件二
因為原po是晚上才上班,某天在家接到一通外縣市電話
店家:你好~越南麵要幫你送囉
我:??我沒訂外送啊……
店家:請問電話是09XX-XXX-XXX嗎?
我:是啊~(大概確認了三次電話吧)
聰明如我馬上問店家在哪裡
店家:我們是內壢XX店
我:ㄜ……我在台中欸~應該是打錯囉~
你們因為笨的是店家嗎~事情絕不是憨人想的那麼簡單
過了5分鐘 我姐打給我
姐:剛剛是不是有人要送麵給你
我:對啊!你惡作劇喔ヽ(`Д?)ノ
姐:沒啊~我訂的但留了你的手機(^_-)
越南麵店的老闆對不起~大概我手機比較好記吧
事件三
我們家種了一顆超級辣的燈籠椒
某天姐姐新血來潮拔了一顆~在手上玩弄那顆辣椒
過了一分鐘 她的手就腫的跟麵龜一樣了……
差點就要去急診了~呵呵
事實證明用醋可以消辣∪・ω・∪
千萬不要輕易實驗喔~我姐痛了3天吧!
事件四
原po媽很喜歡吃棗子
有天我姐帶了一袋回來
姐:欸~你看這棗子超大顆的,而且好便宜
我:喔。因為那是青蘋果
愚蠢之事不及備載~真希望有個聰明姐姐
至於媽媽又是另外一堆故事了╮(╯▽╰)╭
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至於啦XD 3樓真的要嗎~免費贈送喔
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後來店家還是有送到啦~她是真的很順的留了我的手機==
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