[恍神] 我的一百塊QAQ
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笨版首po
手機排版傷眼 拍謝
本肥宅這兩天因為颱風 難以出門覓食
差點從肥宅變成潮潮
為了維持肥宅生命能量
趁著晚上風雨漸小騎車到巷口雞排店
我買東西習慣算好後把錢拿在手上
這樣可以節省時間 也不會讓對方等太久
沒想到菸癮突然發作 便開始點菸
「刷 .......」
「刷 .......」
嘖 風太大不好點 遮一下好了
「刷...... 嘶嘶...... 」 耶 點起來了
吸了一口...... 蘇胡
嗯? 怎麼左手有點燙?
低頭一看 我的一百塊燒起來了!!!!
趕緊甩在地上
正當我慶幸沒有造成更大的災害
突然感受到熱切的目光
周圍的人 憋笑到像癲癇一樣全身發抖
還有人趴坐在機車上抱著肚子笑
我覺得這八分鐘是人生最長的時間
沒想到雞排好了 老闆娘還補槍
「帥哥 你的一份雞排 145」
決定這個月都不吃雞排了
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09/29 01:33, , 1F
09/29 01:33, 1F
啊 我以為已經十月了 是一個月不吃QQ
※ 編輯: bang0514 (111.83.249.227), 09/29/2016 01:37:58
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