[無言]男友送的生日禮物
今天男友在下班後抱著一大箱紙箱開開心心的宣佈說那是我的生日禮物。
先說明一下男友體內就沒什麼浪漫基因在,交往三年我也是挺習慣!
想當初第一年的生日還把我弄到暴怒大哭,今天就先別提了,反正認識十年了早就摸透他
個性。
臣妾誠惶誠恐的看著紙箱,忍不住再打開前先幫自己心理建設一下。
一大箱PC Home,嗯,八成是好神拖!他一直覺得我有潔癖每天都愛掃地!也有可能是喇
叭音響,不過生日禮物......會不會是掃地機?
好的,男友開心的拿出第一個禮物~ 安全帽。
喔,safe!
安全帽我現在這個已經很破爛,保麗龍還外漏,這個很棒!他終於會挑3C以外的產品,我
可以放心讓他獨立長大了!(誤)
他接著神秘的的宣告還有一個重點大禮!
然後像小孩獻寶似的的拿出了兩個嶄新華麗的
WTF???!!!
http://i.imgur.com/BtEirrT.jpg
他在我大發飆後又可憐兮兮的說其實車廂坐墊還放了兩瓶機油剛剛不敢跟我說。
我應該要開始期待明年會不會收到整組板手組合或是油壓剪了是嗎?
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