[童年] 毛毛的大蜘蛛是家裡的守護神
看板StupidClown作者ivychiu25 (粗芋泥阿不然?細芋泥?)時間7年前 (2016/09/06 03:43)推噓45(45推 0噓 17→)留言62則, 52人參與討論串1/2 (看更多)
剛剛跟朋友line聊到最怕的東西
我說我最怕嘎抓,其他都不怕!
就連毛毛的大蜘蛛也不怕
看到蜘蛛我都會放它們生路
其實我小時候是很討厭蜘蛛的...
那時媽媽為了讓我們有更好的成長環境,從北市搬到新北市山上的社區。
有天回家發現,要上樓的樓梯有隻超大的蜘蛛!腳上還有毛!
我倒抽一口氣叫我媽趕快打死他,結果她說「這種蜘蛛是家裡的守護神不能殺!」
這樣一聽,好像就沒那麼可怕了,從那次之後我再也不怕蜘蛛,還能和它和平共處,看到
大蜘蛛還會祈禱它能庇佑我們全家平安。
有天,我帶我老媽出國體驗當背包客,她看到我們房間有隻蜘蛛要我趕快打死它!
我「阿你不是說不能打?」
媽「我什麼時候跟你說不能打了?」
我「小時候啊!你說這是守護神!」
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媽「因為我不敢打才唬爛你啦!」
......「因為我不敢打才唬爛你啦!」
...........「因為我不敢打才唬爛你啦!」
如果蜘蛛聽得懂人話,一定覺得我他媽是個白癡......
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以後就這樣教我的孩子
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我媽還唬爛我很多東西...我都一直深信不疑...
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不怕,但長年下來已經有感情(?)了,不忍心打。
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