[恍神] 洗車兼洗澡 一兼二顧
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颱風剛過加上很久沒洗車(機車)
今天趁著風和日麗帶著一堆瓶瓶罐罐去自助洗車
出發前換了5個10元,依照經驗是綽綽有餘
到那邊後才發現比以往去的洗車場還要貴一些,還好我準備了5個硬幣
莫名的佩服自己準備萬全,暗爽的同時拉起噴槍投下硬幣
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怎麼泡沫沒噴出來...
下一秒
旁邊掛在牆上的另外一隻噴槍噴出大量泡沫,而且他的噴嘴是正向天空的
最慘的是隔壁棚剛好有一個帥氣大叔剛洗好車,悠閒的在抽菸
泡沫就如噴泉般向上噴出,撒在他和我身上,還有他剛洗好閃閃發亮的車
當下真的是狂恨自己沒看清楚然後對他充滿無限的歉意
幸好他沒有計較,我賠他20元水槍費用,還勞煩他重新洗過、擦過一次車子
(以上笨點一)
不過在賠償完帥氣大叔後,零錢就不夠了
翻翻錢包只剩一千元的大鈔,最近的超商大概有五百公尺遠
只好賭賭看洗車場的自動兌幣機了
拿著鈔票走向兌幣機
Magic ~! 小至50元硬幣大至千元大鈔都收,太溫馨啦!!
我就開開心心的把鈔票往洞口督,督了兩次都是吃進去秒退回
不死心的我又確認一次有收千元鈔,又督了第三次
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驗鈔燈亮了
Ya他終於接受我的鈔票了
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下一秒
LED燈顯示100,然後10元硬幣像瀑布般狂瀉而下
幹我還以他會幫我先換成百元鈔,果然前面兩次被拒絕就該死心了
當下整個呆住,傻傻的看著一堆10元硬幣塞滿取幣口
還隱約聽到後面打蠟的大哥在偷笑
就這樣我提著100個硬幣回去洗完車
(以上笨點二)
離開前,一位剛來的大哥看我在清點硬幣,還誤以為我是洗車場員工要跟我換錢
洗車場員工 (X)
換錢 (O)
真的是看見佛光,他還一口氣跟我換了兩百塊
最後我就提著七百多塊的10塊錢硬幣,進去超商換成鈔票
又是麻煩店員了,離開前也再三跟他致謝
唉 不過是洗個車而已嘛...
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