[無言]自己打自己臉的男友
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其實不知道算笨版還就可版
我男友蠻在意他的鼻子比較大
連帶鼻康也比較大一點
晚上一起爬文的時候
我頭髮一直搔到他鼻子
男友:頭髮不要一直搔我鼻子啦!我敏感性鼻子欸
我:哪有什麼敏感性鼻子 是敏感性鼻孔吧
然後他就開始在床上翻滾唉(ㄙㄚˇ)唉(ㄐㄧㄠ)叫說我嘲笑他
我:如果我笑你的話 我怎麼還會跟你在一起勒
男友:因為妳喜歡看笑話啊...
因為妳喜歡看笑話啊...
因為妳喜歡看笑話啊...
講完之後他就自己崩潰拿被子蓋住臉繼續翻滾
一邊哭邊笑重複說著這句
最後自己笑到欲罷不能...
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※ 編輯: j08758 (150.117.58.91), 05/16/2016 23:57:11
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男友剛好姓彭 哈哈哈
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謝謝三樓啊!!!
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