[無言] 我弟這樣真的交得到女友嗎
我弟今天帶一群人來家裡玩桌遊
其中一位學妹是我弟心儀的女生
我剛好在房間換衣服,想要鬧一下我弟
我:弟弟來~
弟:幹嘛?(走過來)
我:我褲子拉不起來欸XD
弟:白痴哦!太胖幹嘛叫我!!(走回去)
大概過了幾秒鐘
我弟心儀的學妹走過來
可是我褲子還沒穿好,所以有點緊張Σ(;゚д゚)
一緊張扣子就扣不到!閃到角落扣扣子
結果那位學妹從後面把我的褲子往上拉
我:(;゚д゚??)
學妹:你弟說你褲子拉不起來叫我幫你拉
我:.................
想問一下,到底有誰會叫自己心儀的女生去幫親姐姐拉褲子?
到底有誰會叫自己心儀的女生做這種事?!!!
(褲子沒有拉不起來!!!我沒有變胖!!!)
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