[無言] 石二鍋吃火鍋遇見奇人記
圖文網誌完整內容版 http://findse.pixnet.net/blog/post/342412829
雖然已經事隔一陣子了,但每次到石二鍋都會想起用餐時發生了一件很匪疑所思事件,讓我深相這世上真的什麼奇人都有,只不過有無碰到而已啊。
石二鍋的名號早已出名,在我家附近的巷口每每在用餐時間都大排長龍,多次開車經過這家店,總好奇它到底有多好吃啊,怎麼每次經過每次都排隊!終於在某天下午5:00的時刻,讓我發現內有空位,二話不說隨即和友人入內就坐。
連下午5:00時刻都已有不少客人,生意果然好啊。
就在此時坐在吧?區的我們,因為緊鄰著隔座陌生人,所以碗盤和動作都盡量在各自小範圍內活動,避免影響身旁的陌生人。
這時候我一定要再出現下圖這張菜盤的右下角這顆丸子,就是它引發了整個事件!
正當我享受美味時,餘光瞄到坐在我身旁的陌生人正在夾這顆丸子,只見陌生人沒有用筷子夾好,這頑皮的小丸子從他的筷子落下至桌面,轉眼以極佳之彈跳力,速度之快直接彈進我的鍋內!
這時,我有些傻眼,吃涮涮鍋吃了好幾年冬,第一次碰到這個狀況
我:看了看身旁的陌生人,一時間,不知道要講什麼
陌生人:也對看了我一眼,眼神露出~喔,怎會這樣的表情。
陌生人對我說:對不起
我還沒回說沒關係,臉上就先揚起嘴角自動?微笑反應模式,
正準備以和善口氣說沒?係時,只見這陌生人以極-快-之-速-度-用他的湯匙直接到我的鍋把那顆小白丸舀走,
我整個人簡直要露出周星馳劇中哇的神情,不敢相信我親眼所見!
這時,陌生人說了一句超經典的話,他說:對不起,這顆,是...我...的 !
一時間,我差點腦門充血,心想廢話,難道你以為我會想吃你那一顆嗎?啊~啊~啊~啊
而且也太沒禮貌了吧,直接用你的湯匙舀入我的鍋內!
我想這人打哪來的啊,火星人嗎?!
以後記得吃的時候,當看到旁邊陌生人的丸子要跳進你鍋內時,趕快揮手一拍,把它趕回他家去(幹麼要這麼累啊)!
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