[無言] 我是人好嗎?
帳號借姊姊po
~
我兒子3歲時,
瘋狂喜歡動物界的朋友,
摸狗玩貓抓蟲逗弄爬蟲是日常,
幸好我也是大膽王,
母子一起牽手上山下海玩。
但,我發現事情越來越不對勁。
我兒子的用語與一般人似乎有出入。
“媽媽,妳的蹄要記得穿拖鞋。”
“媽媽,我要坐在妳的雞腿上。”
“媽媽,妳把吸盤伸出來就可以爬了。”
“媽媽,妳要用爪子拿好碗喔!”
“媽媽,妳咳嗽的時候鰓會不會痛?”
唔……我是人啊~孩子!!!!!
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