[童年] 我是本人欸
據我娘說,那時候蠻常接到「你的小孩在我手上」的詐騙
好死不死被我遇到了
我:喂?
詐騙:你的小孩在我手上!我給你聽聽她的聲音
(女聲):嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚馬麻我是XXX(我的名字)好痛喔…
詐騙:怎樣?聽到了吧?
我:……呃…我是本人欸……
那頭的仁兄靜默了三秒鐘後掛我電話。
他們都沒想過本人接起來的可能性嗎…
接起電話聽到自己被綁架的消息……這感覺好微妙…
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