[童年] 與小強的孽緣
手機編輯，排版不佳請見諒。
看到薯條大強一文，來說說宅叔小時候的白痴行為。
家裡有一台大同電扇(老媽的嫁妝)，
扇片是綠色鐵製的那種(目前還活著好好的)，
記得小時候尤其是夏天，
很喜歡將大同電扇開到最強，
然後靠近對著電扇，說阿~~~~~~~~，
就會有一種莫名的快感。
有一天晚上，
又對電扇作了這看似很白癡的動作，
阿了沒幾聲，
眼光餘角喵到地上有一隻小強(大隻的那種)，
這隻小強突然起飛從電扇後方飛過來，
小強就這樣被吸進去，撞上電扇而粉碎，
而此時的我......
嘴巴還是張的開開，完全來不及閃，
結局就是噴了滿臉的小強屍塊，
嘴裡依稀還有小強的腳...
那一天，我用了半條的牙膏。
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XDD，真沒想到笨版首po，
"噁"爆了眾多鄉民，真是萬分欣慰，
攪碎的小強是啥味道真的沒啥印象了，
只是那場景跟畫面，即使想忘也忘不了
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