[無言] 跳針的阿嬤
老人家常常會重複自己說的話
有次我出去玩時接到阿嬤的電話
(阿嬤不會說國語,所以以下對話其實都是台語)
阿嬤:妳什麼時候要來給我看~~
我:阿嬤,我在金門七逃啦,明天才會回去喔!
阿嬤:喔……賀啦,啊不然妳下午過來~
我:我在金門啦!明啊災才會坐飛機回去~
阿嬤:安捏喔……那妳晚上要不要過來?
(然後就一直重複我在金門跟她問我要不要去看她)
最後我想說阿嬤可能不知道金門多離台北有多遠,所以乾脆改個地名她可能比較清楚,於
是……
我:阿嬤~~我在台南玩啦!明天才會回台北喔!明天再去看妳啦!
阿嬤:啊妳剛剛不是說妳在金門?
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居然爆了!!
再來出賣一些她的故事好了哈哈
阿嬤非常嗜錢如命,但不是貪錢是愛錢
某次她住進在醫院加護病房,醫生發出病危通知
並且告訴我們要有心裡準備……(畢竟阿嬤已經90歲了)
結果我姑姑當晚捧著20萬現金拿到病床前跟阿嬤說
妳出院,這20萬就給妳!!
隔天……阿嬤就轉到普通病房了……
連醫生都覺得不可思議……
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