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笨版第一篇
來說一個剛剛發生的糗事
本人有個在刷牙的時候唱歌的習慣
我習慣在刷牙要漱口的時候
先喝水
吐完唱下一句
然後再喝水漱口
以此類推~~
結果剛剛刷完牙之後覺得有點口乾
就倒了一杯溫熱水
繼續唱著剛剛沒唱完的歌
慢慢走到客廳
然後很自然的喝了一口水
很自然的漱了一下口
然後下一秒 就把水吐出來了....
在旁邊看手機的的阿姐
一臉正經的看了看地上的一灘水
接著轉頭皺眉看著我說: 你在幹嘛?
我: 我以為我還在刷牙...
然後我姐就笑到岔氣
然後我要去拖地了
謝謝大家
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※ 編輯: Funkerz (111.70.97.160), 06/08/2015 01:18:59
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※ 編輯: Funkerz (111.70.97.160), 06/08/2015 01:20:05
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誰是水箭龜啊xDD
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笑屁xDD
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喝下去也太笨了吧xD
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我都先吐掉再唱下一句啊 很安全滴
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疝氣是什麼
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到底誰是水箭龜xD
※ 編輯: Funkerz (111.70.97.160), 06/08/2015 09:39:26
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還有 38 則推文
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沒想到鄉民們會覺得那麼好笑!!
小弟我受寵若驚(跪
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※ 編輯: Funkerz (111.70.97.160), 06/09/2015 02:05:07
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邊刷可以邊唱啊!
※ 編輯: Funkerz (111.80.107.111), 06/14/2015 03:06:58
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