[大哭] 你要不要看我的咪咪
==========================================================================
某天晚上洗好澡
因為太無聊於是打了Line的視訊電話給閃光
我::哈囉~(對鏡頭揮手)你在幹嘛?
閃光:我在玩手機 (鏡頭一轉)室友在用電腦
我:我洗好澡了喔 你呢?
閃光:我還沒
(接著一陣沉默)
當時不知道我的腦子怎麼了
突然一時興起對著鏡頭大喊
:欸你要不要看我的咪咪?
你要不要看我的咪咪?
要不要看我的咪咪?
然後我就用腳夾住手機
抱著咪咪進入鏡頭
咪咪:喵奧~~
在一陣詭異的沉默後 手機突然傳出一陣大笑聲
到這個時候我才意識到自己說了什麼
趕緊大聲解釋此咪非彼咪
不過閃光和他室友已經笑成一團
室友邊笑還邊問閃光:欸我是不是要迴避一下?
欸你們也聽聽我解釋啊!O_Q
==========================================================================
是說我們家歷來的寵物都由我娘命名
不管我想叫什麼Google還是Tiger
我娘總是一意孤行用她取的名字
偏偏她取名又很沒創意
像是喵喵咪咪都是她的傑作
記得小時候養黃金鼠
我媽就取名叫吱吱
到養第二代黃金鼠時我媽取名叫 波波
而第三代叫做 吱波
媽 你真的無法脫離吱吱波波吱波情節嗎TAT
最後附上美麗的咪咪照
http://i.imgur.com/uo2A9F5.jpg
--
Sent from my Android
--
※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 223.138.152.129
※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/StupidClown/M.1433481666.A.152.html
推
06/05 13:23, , 1F
06/05 13:23, 1F
推
06/05 13:24, , 2F
06/05 13:24, 2F
推
06/05 13:28, , 3F
06/05 13:28, 3F
推
06/05 13:29, , 4F
06/05 13:29, 4F
推
06/05 13:36, , 5F
06/05 13:36, 5F
推
06/05 13:55, , 6F
06/05 13:55, 6F
推
06/05 13:57, , 7F
06/05 13:57, 7F
推
06/05 14:03, , 8F
06/05 14:03, 8F
推
06/05 14:22, , 9F
06/05 14:22, 9F
→
06/05 14:24, , 10F
06/05 14:24, 10F
推
06/05 14:31, , 11F
06/05 14:31, 11F
→
06/05 15:05, , 12F
06/05 15:05, 12F
推
06/05 15:21, , 13F
06/05 15:21, 13F
→
06/05 15:21, , 14F
06/05 15:21, 14F
→
06/05 15:21, , 15F
06/05 15:21, 15F
推
06/05 15:40, , 16F
06/05 15:40, 16F
→
06/05 15:40, , 17F
06/05 15:40, 17F
推
06/05 16:23, , 18F
06/05 16:23, 18F
→
06/05 16:29, , 19F
06/05 16:29, 19F
推
06/05 16:31, , 20F
06/05 16:31, 20F
推
06/05 16:40, , 21F
06/05 16:40, 21F
→
06/05 16:57, , 22F
06/05 16:57, 22F
→
06/05 16:59, , 23F
06/05 16:59, 23F
→
06/05 16:59, , 24F
06/05 16:59, 24F
推
06/05 17:01, , 25F
06/05 17:01, 25F
推
06/05 17:05, , 26F
06/05 17:05, 26F
推
06/05 17:05, , 27F
06/05 17:05, 27F
推
06/05 17:05, , 28F
06/05 17:05, 28F
→
06/05 17:07, , 29F
06/05 17:07, 29F
推
06/05 17:16, , 30F
06/05 17:16, 30F
推
06/05 17:21, , 31F
06/05 17:21, 31F
推
06/05 17:25, , 32F
06/05 17:25, 32F
推
06/05 17:25, , 33F
06/05 17:25, 33F
→
06/05 17:25, , 34F
06/05 17:25, 34F
推
06/05 17:34, , 35F
06/05 17:34, 35F
→
06/05 17:34, , 36F
06/05 17:34, 36F
→
06/05 17:43, , 37F
06/05 17:43, 37F
推
06/05 17:45, , 38F
06/05 17:45, 38F
推
06/05 17:54, , 39F
06/05 17:54, 39F
推
06/05 18:15, , 40F
06/05 18:15, 40F
推
06/05 18:31, , 41F
06/05 18:31, 41F
推
06/05 18:34, , 42F
06/05 18:34, 42F
→
06/05 18:35, , 43F
06/05 18:35, 43F
推
06/05 18:43, , 44F
06/05 18:43, 44F
推
06/05 18:44, , 45F
06/05 18:44, 45F
→
06/05 18:48, , 46F
06/05 18:48, 46F
推
06/05 18:49, , 47F
06/05 18:49, 47F
推
06/05 18:58, , 48F
06/05 18:58, 48F
推
06/05 19:02, , 49F
06/05 19:02, 49F
推
06/05 19:18, , 50F
06/05 19:18, 50F
推
06/05 20:05, , 51F
06/05 20:05, 51F
推
06/05 21:38, , 52F
06/05 21:38, 52F
推
06/05 21:45, , 53F
06/05 21:45, 53F
推
06/05 22:28, , 54F
06/05 22:28, 54F
推
06/05 23:19, , 55F
06/05 23:19, 55F
推
06/06 00:20, , 56F
06/06 00:20, 56F
推
06/06 00:53, , 57F
06/06 00:53, 57F
推
06/06 05:55, , 58F
06/06 05:55, 58F
推
06/06 08:44, , 59F
06/06 08:44, 59F
→
06/06 11:41, , 60F
06/06 11:41, 60F
推
06/06 13:31, , 61F
06/06 13:31, 61F
→
06/06 14:13, , 62F
06/06 14:13, 62F
推
06/06 14:36, , 63F
06/06 14:36, 63F
推
06/07 01:37, , 64F
06/07 01:37, 64F
推
06/07 03:13, , 65F
06/07 03:13, 65F
推
06/07 04:26, , 66F
06/07 04:26, 66F
推
06/07 04:26, , 67F
06/07 04:26, 67F
→
06/07 04:27, , 68F
06/07 04:27, 68F
→
06/07 04:28, , 69F
06/07 04:28, 69F
推
06/07 04:32, , 70F
06/07 04:32, 70F
推
06/07 08:52, , 71F
06/07 08:52, 71F
推
06/07 12:35, , 72F
06/07 12:35, 72F
推
06/07 13:16, , 73F
06/07 13:16, 73F
推
06/08 01:07, , 74F
06/08 01:07, 74F
→
06/08 01:07, , 75F
06/08 01:07, 75F
推
06/08 10:16, , 76F
06/08 10:16, 76F
噓
06/08 10:18, , 77F
06/08 10:18, 77F
推
06/08 13:34, , 78F
06/08 13:34, 78F
推
06/08 13:36, , 79F
06/08 13:36, 79F
→
06/09 13:50, , 80F
06/09 13:50, 80F
推
06/09 13:54, , 81F
06/09 13:54, 81F
推
06/18 22:41, , 82F
06/18 22:41, 82F