[大哭] 寵物店外務員最尷尬的時候
看板StupidClown作者winds055007 (Taeyang)時間9年前 (2015/05/14 06:09)推噓79(80推 1噓 11→)留言92則, 84人參與討論串1/4 (看更多)
原po小弟我是ㄧ位寵物美容助理兼司機
平常沒下雨的時候是騎著機車去接送寵物
機車的後座架著ㄧ個超大的寵物籠
可以讓ㄧ隻標準黃金獵犬進去的大小
寵物籠只有ㄧ側有鐵網門
我們店的客人每個禮拜都有固定禮拜幾的客人
故事發生在禮拜四的兩隻馬爾濟斯
ㄧ隻叫baby ㄧ隻叫lasy 是兄弟
平常幫牠們美容完送回去都是開車
因為要再到主人的公司載主人回去家裡
這ㄧ天剛好主人出國 所以有留鑰匙給我們
所以今天就騎機車送牠們回去
這兩兄弟平常很愛我 也很愛叫
可能是沒坐過機車(好命狗)
所以回程ㄧ路上狂叫 路上超丟臉
忽然等待某個紅綠燈時 叫聲沒了
這時我的左後方傳來ㄧ位女生的叫聲
是ㄧ位熱褲的妹紙!!!!!!
我的老天啊!! baby直接透過寵物籠的鐵網門
直接以抬腿尿尿的姿態 準確的射出鐵網縫
直接往熱褲妹的腿噴了過去
因為離店裡不是很遠 趕緊請她跟我回店裡沖洗
幸好妹紙有養貓 我們店裡很多貓 讓她很開心
我順便送她ㄧ些貓零食跟她陪罪...
這應該是我工作生涯上最尷尬的ㄧ個時候
從此以後鐵網都黏上了紙板
哪天噴到黑道大哥 我可能就......
http://imgur.com/sxzA14p
附上ㄧ張 會在我停紅燈會推N檔的黃金
因為小弟平時停紅燈沒打N檔習慣
每次載牠都ㄧ定要坐前座舔我臉牠才開心
台北市的車真的很愛ㄧ綠燈沒起步就按喇叭催
啊又不是我願意的....是狗推的N檔啊…
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