[無言] 在高雄的小事
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補:真心覺得駕照都太好考,
讓我這種人禍害交通安全,
對不起台灣人(鞠躬
小妹在去年考上高雄的大學,
雖然在今年休學決定重考,
但回到台北後偶爾跟朋友分享高雄的生活還是覺得很好笑,
上來跟版友分享。
小妹是個沒有駕駛經驗的奇葩,
當初明明學校在市區但聽說高雄有捷運,
於是果斷租屋在岡山,
後來才發現不是很方便,
於是乎只好騎車通勤,
小妹租在一個七岔路口,
省道和新省道的交界,
剛到高雄的頭三天完全不知道怎麼過馬路,
於是都吃樓下的7-11,
大概花了五天模仿當地人才總算知道怎麼過。
然後為了去鳳山面試,
找了兩天學會了待轉,
然後小妹就開始第一次的機車上路,
一邊看著手機一邊危險的騎車,
在被後方的汽機車瘋狂咆哮之下,
耗時三小時到達了鳳山,
然後看到林園有個很漂亮的公園興沖沖就往林園騎去,
然後不知道導航要設定走路,
於是我就上了高速公路,
還完全沒有異樣感,
是過了五分鐘感覺都沒機車才發現這條好像是傳說中的國道,
本能反應就是回頭逆向騎下來,
然後看著地圖繞了一圈又上去了......
就這樣上去、逆向下來重複了四次,
非常無助的求助才知道要設定走路,
路上手機沒電,
還求助住戶借我充電,
好不容易到了林園,
已經是六小時後,
晚上了根本不敢走近公園就默默的吃完晚餐又騎回岡山了......
小妹都騎60,所以真的不是騎太慢!
補個笨點:
因為小妹不會說台語,
高雄的同學很熱情說要充實我的台語能力,
有天看到飛機就問我那是什麼,
我迅速的回答:肥雞(台語)
同學們都笑倒,這種台語笑話真的鬧出很多啊(哭
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