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作者: plscher (阿春) 看板: gay
標題: 【智障】第一次的主動...
時間: Mon Apr 13 11:27:05 2015
[真人真事]
我的工作是救生員,昨天上班時發現有個帥帥又可愛的泳客一直和我對到眼也一直看對方,於是直覺他可能也是圈內便想進一步認識。
可惜我膽子小,始終不敢搭話,後來稍微看了一下他的泳姿,才想到可以拿「建議泳姿」的方式寫一張紙條當個開始,十分後,紙條寫好了,接著我將紙條收進口袋,打算等他離開時再給他或放到他的包包旁。
大約一小時過去,他上岸喝了口水之後回去水中,此時我才知道他的位置在哪,於是我裝作若無其事的走了過去並將紙條放下,接著只能祈禱有機會能認識他。
只是,直到剛剛,我才發現
我寫的那張紙條還在口袋
而我給的是......
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靠 真希望那張發票沒有中獎(誤
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