[童年] 拜託你們快結婚好不好?
剛剛經過某國小
他們正在放學
看到一男一女兩個小朋友在拌嘴
男:(拿著女生的雨傘甩來甩去)
女:喂,○○○,把傘還給我!
男:不要~不要 :D
女:厚!○○○你很煩欸!
男:醜八怪不要吵 XDD
女:你五秒內不把傘還給我,你就得跟醜八怪結婚噢!= =
(是說這是一個什麼樣的威脅方式啊妹妹?)
只見男生突然愣住
盯著女生看了一下
男:0.0
女:幹嘛啦
...下一秒男生就拿著傘開始拔腿狂奔
跑得跟飛的一樣
女:你不要跑!你幹嘛跑啦!傘還我!> <
看來弟弟很想要跟妳結婚噢妹妹
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"The antonym of love isn't hate, but indifference."
愛的反義詞不是恨,而是漠不關心。
by Catalyst
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※ 編輯: catalyst (140.112.77.13), 03/12/2015 15:39:20
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03/12 15:43, , 1F
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我就是狄卡的原po~~
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※ 編輯: catalyst (140.112.77.13), 03/12/2015 17:00:14
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噓
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還有 175 則推文
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