[無言] 我的護士妹妹
出賣我的護士妹妹
前天晚上忽然一陣不舒服,
穿著外套裹著被子還是像冷凍庫,
只能不斷的發抖,
半睡半醒間,看著正在滑手機的妹妹,
開玩笑地對她說:
哥:欸,妹,妳一定不適合當護士,
看到妳哥快掛了還可以若無其事的滑手機!
妹:你這就感冒阿等等發燒完就沒事了
哥:感冒會抖那麼厲害!?
妹:這叫顫抖期拉,等等就會發燒了(專業)
哥:但我剛剛還去吐了三次欸,我的晚餐都吐光了
妹:還好啦,沒吐血應該沒怎麼樣
再度陷入昏睡
哥:妹,我這樣有什麼藥可以吃?
妹:你又沒怎樣不用吃藥拉
哥:退燒藥可以吃嗎?
妹:你就還在抖又還沒發燒不用吃
哥:我覺得先吃我會比較有安全感
妹:你可以吃我的屎!
再度陷入昏睡
哥:妹,我覺得我快死了
妹:你錢放在哪裡?
哥:蛤?
妹:人走了錢我會幫你收好的,不然好浪費喔!
今天是妳的生日,不好意思沒什麼機會可以疼妳
連妳生日都要出賣妳哈哈哈哈,恭喜妳又長了一歲
快出社會了妳也要多加油,有空多打給媽媽跟阿嬤
我跟爸爸媽媽所有家人都愛妳。
補上妹妹照騙九 http://imgur.com/KBo2QG9
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