Re: [大哭] ㄒㄐㄐ的故事
※ 引述《open0610 (蔣蔣)》之銘言:
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恕刪
我要講的話超過5行
應該用回文沒錯吧…?
相信大家也都知道
現在手機的智慧注音也是只要輸入聲母就會出現一堆候選詞
但是
閃光居然不知道啊啊啊啊!
為此,
我在大肆嘲笑他之後,決定 face to face 示範教學
因為
他進步也就是我們戀情的進步!
由於下次約會我們打算要去板橋,我們就挨著頭盯著我的奶油飛欸絲,摹擬當天可能會出
現的對話來教學
我:像是『出門』你就按ㄔㄇ
(輸入ㄔㄇ)
結果出現
http://i.imgur.com/Hymvka8.jpg
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裝做沒事,我拿回手機繼續示範
我:到板橋站,就輸入ㄅㄑ
(輸入ㄅㄑ)
結果出現
http://i.imgur.com/5JmElhH.jpg
![](https://i.imgur.com/5JmElhH.jpg)
閃光愣一下,笑了
……
我發誓我真的沒用過這兩個詞啦!
尤其是ㄅㄑ,我是個女孩兒,怎麼也不會使用到那個詞吼!!!!
閃光試了他的挨鳳遛,結果這兩個詞都排得很後面
……
我被欸取踢嘻擺了一道嗎?
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拜託相信我!!
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只承認我是女生
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可能你的手機工程師不是新北市人?
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所以還是有內建這個詞沒錯對吧
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我沒有!!!!
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苦主2號捕獲
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看吧看吧~捕獲苦主3號,我們的工程師應該是鐵漢子沒錯(握手
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感覺比較可愛XD
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你太專業了,但日常生活中女生不會這樣形容自己的狀態(吧?)
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魍魎
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為什麼你的ㄔㄇ會出現桌面?
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汽車借款有點太搶戲,不小心忽略了你的候選詞
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克力
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