[無言] 鬧鐘是無辜的啊!
手機排版請見諒~
請鞭小力一點。
在早上的時候,
手機鬧鐘為了叫我起床就一直響一直響,
比較特別的是,
鬧鐘的鈴聲是我自己的笑聲,
沒錯,
是我自己錄的笑聲,我想跟別人不一樣,
好的,那天是這樣子的,
當時,
我家老媽在樓下看電視就一直聽到我的笑聲,
聽到整個起度濫起來,
懶得上樓的老媽就在一樓狂喊:「哩勒丘剎辣!丘丘丘丘慧大欸喔!!」,
就這樣老媽跟我的手機隔空對談了半小時,
然後,我還在睡,
自己的笑聲對自己完全免疫,
之後,終於起床的我,準備去買早餐之時,
老媽看到我又起度濫起來,
「哩桃度啊吸勒丘剎辣!」
「啊?」
「問你不回我還在笑是怎樣啦!」
才知道老媽跟我的手機,
在早上的時候談了一場轟轟烈烈的戀愛。
最後我放給老媽聽的時候,只默默回一句,
「來,錄我的聲音,我要罵髒話。」
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※ 編輯: y2kre (101.11.70.226), 11/12/2014 13:22:55
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