[無言] 警察先生聽我解釋...
看板StupidClown作者purpleviva (知筑常樂 >///<)時間9年前 (2014/11/10 10:53)推噓165(166推 1噓 21→)留言188則, 174人參與討論串1/2 (看更多)
之前有一次放假
一群朋友就去大喝特喝,喝到半夜,
因為我開車,所以我沒喝
結束我就送大家回家 大概半夜兩點
開到 市民大道 那邊 警察臨檢 酒測 心想有點緊張
警察示意要我搖下車窗
警察先生就把頭伸進車窗 問 "有沒有喝酒阿"
我有點緊張的回答 "我沒有喝酒 你聞 呼~"
我吹了一口氣,想讓警察聞一下味道確認我沒喝酒 結果
我吹到警察的耳朵
= 口 = !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
看到 警察先生 立刻變臉 揮著手
我想要解釋 "警察先生..我..."
" 走走走走~~~~~"
"警察先生 我不是.." "你快走你快走 ~~~走!!!!!!!!! >"< "
Orz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 我真的不是gay啦!!!!!!!!! 讓我解釋啦!!! Q口Q~~~
車上當場笑成一片!!!!
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認真的人就輸了, 我真的覺得,這句話是至理名言,
那麼,
兩個相愛的人,彼此把一切都互相輸給對方,似乎還不錯
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※ 編輯: purpleviva (36.226.188.42), 11/10/2014 10:53:54
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