[無言] 我們真的是台灣人
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話說 原po是外省第三代,
說的ㄧ口算標準的國語
從小就是朗讀,演講比賽的常客
當然,我家水母妹也ㄧ樣
因此,以下的狀況就常常發生
路人:請問中國信託往哪走
原po:前面紅綠燈左轉就會看到
路人:小姐,你是北京人嗎?說話好標準
原po:........(我是山頂洞人)
某天,水母妹借朋友練習證照考試化妝
難得化了全妝,當然要出門走走
對,只能走走,因為我們住鄉下
沒地方走跳搖擺
路人:小姐,請問你是coco嗎?
水母妹:coco??我沒賣飲料唷
路人:不是,我覺得你說話口音很特別,
以為你是唱歌的coco,還是你是混血兒??
水母妹:桃園混台南算嗎?
附上coco飲料ㄧ杯(茶)
http://i.imgur.com/dsx6MU9.jpg
![](https://i.imgur.com/dsx6MU9.jpg)
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