楊貴妃

看板StupidClown作者 (枝丸神人)時間9年前 (2014/09/22 23:34), 9年前編輯推噓70(7005)
留言75則, 70人參與, 最新討論串1/1
嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿 聽完笑了超久哈哈哈哈 只能說這位同學實在是太天真太白癡了啦XDXD -------------------我是分隔線----------------- 先說明一下 這是座位↓ [同學A] [同學B] [同學C] ----------------正文開始------------- 記得就在上個禮拜五的國文課 老師在上余光中的《尋李白》 然後就在說高力士脫靴阿 龍巾拭吐阿等等 之後老師就說到了楊貴妃 這時同學A就突然問同學B A:欸欸,阿瑜你知道楊貴妃的本名叫什麼嗎? B:不就叫楊玉什麼環的嗎??! 這時A一臉疑惑不太相信B 轉頭向C查證 A:你知道楊貴妃本名叫什麼嗎? 結果.... C就一臉跩樣一邊轉筆說: 「楊 美 環」 美環示意圖↓↓↓↓ http://ppt.cc/rHTS 這時A就跟B說:阿瑜,原來楊貴妃就叫楊美環喔! 這時B已笑得無法自拔XDXD A你未免也太可愛了吧XDXD 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 --------------------------------------------------------- 飛燕上馬馬不知 貴妃上馬馬亦不支XDXD -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 114.40.20.232 ※ 文章網址: http://www.ptt.cc/bbs/StupidClown/M.1411400098.A.CC2.html Norse: 原PO"上"馬馬不知 嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿這是我很瘦的意思嗎(((((覺得開心XDXD

09/22 23:40, , 1F
唧唧復唧唧
09/22 23:40, 1F
※ 編輯: angel054 (114.40.20.232), 09/22/2014 23:41:19

09/22 23:42, , 2F
木蘭當戶織
09/22 23:42, 2F

09/22 23:43, , 3F
不聞機杼聲
09/22 23:43, 3F

09/22 23:48, , 4F
唯聞女嘆息
09/22 23:48, 4F

09/22 23:49, , 5F
花落知多少
09/22 23:49, 5F

09/22 23:49, , 6F
問女何所思
09/22 23:49, 6F

09/23 00:04, , 7F
問女何所憶
09/23 00:04, 7F

09/23 00:16, , 8F
女亦無所思
09/23 00:16, 8F

09/23 00:36, , 9F
女亦無所憶
09/23 00:36, 9F

09/23 00:36, , 10F
來日綺床前
09/23 00:36, 10F

09/23 00:50, , 11F
貴妃坐馬車……
09/23 00:50, 11F

09/23 02:13, , 12F
馬車不知何許人也
09/23 02:13, 12F

09/23 04:44, , 13F
還沒啄花喂
09/23 04:44, 13F

09/23 06:48, , 14F
昨夜見軍帖
09/23 06:48, 14F

09/23 07:30, , 15F
隔日君再來
09/23 07:30, 15F

09/23 07:45, , 16F
第二次半價
09/23 07:45, 16F

09/23 08:04, , 17F
包月五百銀
09/23 08:04, 17F

09/23 08:17, , 18F
破瓜五千兩
09/23 08:17, 18F

09/23 08:44, , 19F
歪樓了
09/23 08:44, 19F

09/23 08:49, , 20F
來店大送小
09/23 08:49, 20F

09/23 09:09, , 21F
吃荔枝囉
09/23 09:09, 21F

09/23 10:24, , 22F
原來是龍眼
09/23 10:24, 22F

09/23 10:28, , 23F
原來是魚眼
09/23 10:28, 23F

09/23 10:29, , 24F
原來是雞眼
09/23 10:29, 24F

09/23 10:42, , 25F
原來是馬眼
09/23 10:42, 25F

09/23 10:50, , 26F
原來是屁眼
09/23 10:50, 26F

09/23 11:37, , 27F
原來是白眼
09/23 11:37, 27F

09/23 12:06, , 28F
八卦遊身掌
09/23 12:06, 28F

09/23 12:16, , 29F
可汗大點兵
09/23 12:16, 29F

09/23 12:42, , 30F
欲將輕騎逐
09/23 12:42, 30F

09/23 13:09, , 31F
相煎何太急
09/23 13:09, 31F

09/23 13:27, , 32F
唧唧復唧唧
09/23 13:27, 32F

09/23 13:52, , 33F
無處不升含
09/23 13:52, 33F

09/23 14:18, , 34F
木蘭無長胸
09/23 14:18, 34F

09/23 14:30, , 35F
自掛東南枝
09/23 14:30, 35F

09/23 15:38, , 36F
孔雀東南飛
09/23 15:38, 36F

09/23 16:51, , 37F
萬徑人蹤滅
09/23 16:51, 37F

09/23 17:33, , 38F
超級瑪莉歐
09/23 17:33, 38F

09/23 17:38, , 39F
笨版長知識
09/23 17:38, 39F

09/23 18:11, , 40F
阿咪撞門板
09/23 18:11, 40F

09/23 19:10, , 41F
太難接pass
09/23 19:10, 41F

09/23 19:12, , 42F
可以從頭來
09/23 19:12, 42F

09/23 19:12, , 43F
獨愴然而涕下
09/23 19:12, 43F

09/23 19:35, , 44F
斷腸人在天涯
09/23 19:35, 44F

09/23 19:40, , 45F
卷卷有爺名
09/23 19:40, 45F

09/23 19:58, , 46F
爺~~
09/23 19:58, 46F

09/23 20:23, , 47F
木蘭無長胸
09/23 20:23, 47F

09/23 21:25, , 48F
南市買姘頭
09/23 21:25, 48F

09/23 22:05, , 49F
北市買皮鞭
09/23 22:05, 49F

09/23 22:14, , 50F
西市買蠟燭
09/23 22:14, 50F
※ 編輯: angel054 (114.40.20.232), 09/23/2014 22:34:11

09/23 23:07, , 51F
東市買繩子
09/23 23:07, 51F

09/23 23:17, , 52F
中市酒店妹
09/23 23:17, 52F

09/23 23:26, , 53F
上市大公司
09/23 23:26, 53F

09/23 23:31, , 54F
英九當馬騎
09/23 23:31, 54F

09/24 00:23, , 55F
從此不早朝
09/24 00:23, 55F

09/24 01:16, , 56F
一覺到傍晚
09/24 01:16, 56F

09/24 01:52, , 57F
床前明月光
09/24 01:52, 57F

09/24 02:15, , 58F
疑是日月光
09/24 02:15, 58F

09/24 05:35, , 59F
舉頭望光光
09/24 05:35, 59F

09/24 06:54, , 60F
全身脫光光
09/24 06:54, 60F

09/24 07:20, , 61F
全部吃光光
09/24 07:20, 61F

09/24 08:37, , 62F
光陽一二五
09/24 08:37, 62F

09/24 08:58, , 63F
三陽一二五
09/24 08:58, 63F

09/24 09:18, , 64F
磨刀向豬羊
09/24 09:18, 64F

09/24 09:21, , 65F
磨刀向連D
09/24 09:21, 65F

09/24 09:30, , 66F
磨刀開無雙
09/24 09:30, 66F

09/24 15:00, , 67F
磨雕向羔羊
09/24 15:00, 67F

09/24 20:09, , 68F
羊聲雅美蝶
09/24 20:09, 68F
※ 編輯: angel054 (114.40.26.136), 09/24/2014 23:18:20

09/25 01:50, , 69F
雞雞複雞雞
09/25 01:50, 69F

09/25 10:55, , 70F
木蘭當馬騎
09/25 10:55, 70F

09/25 16:12, , 71F
不聞雞柱升
09/25 16:12, 71F

09/25 16:46, , 72F
只聞豬肝湯
09/25 16:46, 72F

09/25 17:24, , 73F
花輪是你
09/25 17:24, 73F

09/28 19:04, , 74F
想吃豬肝湯
09/28 19:04, 74F

09/29 16:36, , 75F
郭雪扶藍轎
09/29 16:36, 75F
文章代碼(AID): #1K846Yp2 (StupidClown)